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I don't know how this smash wiv fase thing started, I fear I may have been at the root of it.
However, now I am obsessed with a new thing called "Dirty Sanchez", so I must exorcise the smash demon from my system finally, so that I may move on.
So, with no preperation and just an automatic typing deal going on:
*ahem*
sonee smash nintardo wiv stick beecoz gaycube look rubbish and look lyke it made from lego. but lego is bad beecoz my mum sez i can swallow it and it make me sik like my cat but i dont get reel big and walk bakwards like kat duz when it sik on the floor.
i fink sonee smash gaycube wiv stick beecoz the gaymes are four baybees and i laff when i fink of baybees playing games, beecos baybees have massive heds and they lay on the floor and poo themself.
which mayke me laff at nintardo playerz beecoz they must lay on the floor and poo themself az well liyke baybees do.
i liyke sonee gaymes more beecoz they are harder to play and they make me fink moor than gaycube wuld, and finking iz good beecoz if you fink then you post stuff and win gad.
but i not win gad for ever and i submit cheat for tonty hawk skayteborde but not win
why i not win gad tonty? i spent a hour tiyping cheets in and it made my hed hurt reely bad so i woz sik but not liyke my kat, wich get big and walk backwerds ferst.
kats are scary beecoz they can see at nite and they sit on yoor chest and steal yoor breff and if you sleep wiv kat on chest then they skare the spyders away coz u can eet them at nite when u sleep.
so i want smash nintardo wiv stick beecoz of kats that sikk and steel breff at nite when they see and spiyders that go in yoor mouf and put eggs in yoor belly and then when u sikk, spiders come out and mummy sez "errrr, spiyders are in your mouf" and sendz me to bed wiv no food and kat try to kill me.
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This post has been brought to you by lack of sleep, a scary peek into my subconcious and the knowledge that I'll read this back and wonder just what the hell I was writing.
And a massive thanks to Charlie Gordon for inspiration and Algernon for making me try harder to win the maze game.
However, now I am obsessed with a new thing called "Dirty Sanchez", so I must exorcise the smash demon from my system finally, so that I may move on.
So, with no preperation and just an automatic typing deal going on:
*ahem*
sonee smash nintardo wiv stick beecoz gaycube look rubbish and look lyke it made from lego. but lego is bad beecoz my mum sez i can swallow it and it make me sik like my cat but i dont get reel big and walk bakwards like kat duz when it sik on the floor.
i fink sonee smash gaycube wiv stick beecoz the gaymes are four baybees and i laff when i fink of baybees playing games, beecos baybees have massive heds and they lay on the floor and poo themself.
which mayke me laff at nintardo playerz beecoz they must lay on the floor and poo themself az well liyke baybees do.
i liyke sonee gaymes more beecoz they are harder to play and they make me fink moor than gaycube wuld, and finking iz good beecoz if you fink then you post stuff and win gad.
but i not win gad for ever and i submit cheat for tonty hawk skayteborde but not win
why i not win gad tonty? i spent a hour tiyping cheets in and it made my hed hurt reely bad so i woz sik but not liyke my kat, wich get big and walk backwerds ferst.
kats are scary beecoz they can see at nite and they sit on yoor chest and steal yoor breff and if you sleep wiv kat on chest then they skare the spyders away coz u can eet them at nite when u sleep.
so i want smash nintardo wiv stick beecoz of kats that sikk and steel breff at nite when they see and spiyders that go in yoor mouf and put eggs in yoor belly and then when u sikk, spiders come out and mummy sez "errrr, spiyders are in your mouf" and sendz me to bed wiv no food and kat try to kill me.
----
This post has been brought to you by lack of sleep, a scary peek into my subconcious and the knowledge that I'll read this back and wonder just what the hell I was writing.
And a massive thanks to Charlie Gordon for inspiration and Algernon for making me try harder to win the maze game.
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Stryke wrote:
> Well, you're northern scum then, Rasta. I demand you go and mine me some coal.
> ;-)
Lol. I'm not Northern, but deep fried mars bars are lovely.
> Well, you're northern scum then, Rasta. I demand you go and mine me some coal.
> ;-)
Lol. I'm not Northern, but deep fried mars bars are lovely.
Back from "Oop North".
It was rubbish.
I've just read this post back to myself. Odd, but I still chuckled at the "mummy sez spiyders in yoor mouf" and sendz me to bed wiv no food and kat try to kill me"
Because that's true, it can happen
It was rubbish.
I've just read this post back to myself. Odd, but I still chuckled at the "mummy sez spiyders in yoor mouf" and sendz me to bed wiv no food and kat try to kill me"
Because that's true, it can happen
Well, you're northern scum then, Rasta. I demand you go and mine me some coal. ;-)
I don't care what anyone says, deep fried Mars Bars taste absoutely gorgeous.
He He! Smashy Smashy!
No, not the North! They eat deep fried Mars Bars. Perhaps you could smash of few of them, just to truly get it all out.
6:32am and I'm up.
This is rubbish. Today I have to go "Oop North" for a training day for work.
Deepest darkest Kettering..*shiver*
Well, I've changed my money, got myself a whippet and a flat cap and I've been watching "Corrie" to learn the language.
"Eeee pet"
Rubbish.
I don't belong outside of the home counties.
This is rubbish. Today I have to go "Oop North" for a training day for work.
Deepest darkest Kettering..*shiver*
Well, I've changed my money, got myself a whippet and a flat cap and I've been watching "Corrie" to learn the language.
"Eeee pet"
Rubbish.
I don't belong outside of the home counties.
I don't know how this smash wiv fase thing started, I fear I may have been at the root of it.
However, now I am obsessed with a new thing called "Dirty Sanchez", so I must exorcise the smash demon from my system finally, so that I may move on.
So, with no preperation and just an automatic typing deal going on:
*ahem*
sonee smash nintardo wiv stick beecoz gaycube look rubbish and look lyke it made from lego. but lego is bad beecoz my mum sez i can swallow it and it make me sik like my cat but i dont get reel big and walk bakwards like kat duz when it sik on the floor.
i fink sonee smash gaycube wiv stick beecoz the gaymes are four baybees and i laff when i fink of baybees playing games, beecos baybees have massive heds and they lay on the floor and poo themself.
which mayke me laff at nintardo playerz beecoz they must lay on the floor and poo themself az well liyke baybees do.
i liyke sonee gaymes more beecoz they are harder to play and they make me fink moor than gaycube wuld, and finking iz good beecoz if you fink then you post stuff and win gad.
but i not win gad for ever and i submit cheat for tonty hawk skayteborde but not win
why i not win gad tonty? i spent a hour tiyping cheets in and it made my hed hurt reely bad so i woz sik but not liyke my kat, wich get big and walk backwerds ferst.
kats are scary beecoz they can see at nite and they sit on yoor chest and steal yoor breff and if you sleep wiv kat on chest then they skare the spyders away coz u can eet them at nite when u sleep.
so i want smash nintardo wiv stick beecoz of kats that sikk and steel breff at nite when they see and spiyders that go in yoor mouf and put eggs in yoor belly and then when u sikk, spiders come out and mummy sez "errrr, spiyders are in your mouf" and sendz me to bed wiv no food and kat try to kill me.
----
This post has been brought to you by lack of sleep, a scary peek into my subconcious and the knowledge that I'll read this back and wonder just what the hell I was writing.
And a massive thanks to Charlie Gordon for inspiration and Algernon for making me try harder to win the maze game.
However, now I am obsessed with a new thing called "Dirty Sanchez", so I must exorcise the smash demon from my system finally, so that I may move on.
So, with no preperation and just an automatic typing deal going on:
*ahem*
sonee smash nintardo wiv stick beecoz gaycube look rubbish and look lyke it made from lego. but lego is bad beecoz my mum sez i can swallow it and it make me sik like my cat but i dont get reel big and walk bakwards like kat duz when it sik on the floor.
i fink sonee smash gaycube wiv stick beecoz the gaymes are four baybees and i laff when i fink of baybees playing games, beecos baybees have massive heds and they lay on the floor and poo themself.
which mayke me laff at nintardo playerz beecoz they must lay on the floor and poo themself az well liyke baybees do.
i liyke sonee gaymes more beecoz they are harder to play and they make me fink moor than gaycube wuld, and finking iz good beecoz if you fink then you post stuff and win gad.
but i not win gad for ever and i submit cheat for tonty hawk skayteborde but not win
why i not win gad tonty? i spent a hour tiyping cheets in and it made my hed hurt reely bad so i woz sik but not liyke my kat, wich get big and walk backwerds ferst.
kats are scary beecoz they can see at nite and they sit on yoor chest and steal yoor breff and if you sleep wiv kat on chest then they skare the spyders away coz u can eet them at nite when u sleep.
so i want smash nintardo wiv stick beecoz of kats that sikk and steel breff at nite when they see and spiyders that go in yoor mouf and put eggs in yoor belly and then when u sikk, spiders come out and mummy sez "errrr, spiyders are in your mouf" and sendz me to bed wiv no food and kat try to kill me.
----
This post has been brought to you by lack of sleep, a scary peek into my subconcious and the knowledge that I'll read this back and wonder just what the hell I was writing.
And a massive thanks to Charlie Gordon for inspiration and Algernon for making me try harder to win the maze game.
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