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However, now I am obsessed with a new thing called "Dirty Sanchez", so I must exorcise the smash demon from my system finally, so that I may move on.
So, with no preperation and just an automatic typing deal going on:
*ahem*
sonee smash nintardo wiv stick beecoz gaycube look rubbish and look lyke it made from lego. but lego is bad beecoz my mum sez i can swallow it and it make me sik like my cat but i dont get reel big and walk bakwards like kat duz when it sik on the floor.
i fink sonee smash gaycube wiv stick beecoz the gaymes are four baybees and i laff when i fink of baybees playing games, beecos baybees have massive heds and they lay on the floor and poo themself.
which mayke me laff at nintardo playerz beecoz they must lay on the floor and poo themself az well liyke baybees do.
i liyke sonee gaymes more beecoz they are harder to play and they make me fink moor than gaycube wuld, and finking iz good beecoz if you fink then you post stuff and win gad.
but i not win gad for ever and i submit cheat for tonty hawk skayteborde but not win
why i not win gad tonty? i spent a hour tiyping cheets in and it made my hed hurt reely bad so i woz sik but not liyke my kat, wich get big and walk backwerds ferst.
kats are scary beecoz they can see at nite and they sit on yoor chest and steal yoor breff and if you sleep wiv kat on chest then they skare the spyders away coz u can eet them at nite when u sleep.
so i want smash nintardo wiv stick beecoz of kats that sikk and steel breff at nite when they see and spiyders that go in yoor mouf and put eggs in yoor belly and then when u sikk, spiders come out and mummy sez "errrr, spiyders are in your mouf" and sendz me to bed wiv no food and kat try to kill me.
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This post has been brought to you by lack of sleep, a scary peek into my subconcious and the knowledge that I'll read this back and wonder just what the hell I was writing.
And a massive thanks to Charlie Gordon for inspiration and Algernon for making me try harder to win the maze game.
I'm writing a post on the future of the sticks soon.
along with a large chunk of the male population
> I don't speak Boomtown rat!
Tell me why I don't like mondays,
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,
Tell me why I don't like,
I don't like, I don't like Mondays...
Love that song.
Can only be described as *fattening*
=B0p
have fun with it.
You dirty sanchez
I will miss the smashy wiv stick posts but look forward to any other comical phrases from the mouth of the goat.