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A FARMER had sex with his pregnant wife’s dog because he was fed-up with his marriage, a court heard yesterday.
Sick Darran Emms, 35, was caught by missus Suzanne having sex with the Rhodesian Ridgeback at their cottage.
He admitted unnatural contact with an animal — but blamed it on his six-year relationship with his wife, who was expecting their second child.
Mrs Emms caught him after hearing strange noises. She reported it to police because she was unable to forget it and has filed for divorce.
Emms, of Kingskettle, Fife, Scotland, told police he had sex with the dog last August as a “single act of frustration”.
Sheriff George Evans told him at Cupar Court: “You should seek appropriate counselling.”
He will be sentenced later.
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Source: The Sun
Is this a joke, or is it real? That's pretty sick though, I wonder if the dog liked it ;c)
Whatcha think about it?
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003151878,00.html
There's a cool picture and caption on The Sun website. Very funny.
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A FARMER had sex with his pregnant wife’s dog because he was fed-up with his marriage, a court heard yesterday.
Sick Darran Emms, 35, was caught by missus Suzanne having sex with the Rhodesian Ridgeback at their cottage.
He admitted unnatural contact with an animal — but blamed it on his six-year relationship with his wife, who was expecting their second child.
Mrs Emms caught him after hearing strange noises. She reported it to police because she was unable to forget it and has filed for divorce.
Emms, of Kingskettle, Fife, Scotland, told police he had sex with the dog last August as a “single act of frustration”.
Sheriff George Evans told him at Cupar Court: “You should seek appropriate counselling.”
He will be sentenced later.
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Source: The Sun
Is this a joke, or is it real? That's pretty sick though, I wonder if the dog liked it ;c)
Whatcha think about it?
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003151878,00.html
There's a cool picture and caption on The Sun website. Very funny.
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This whole topic makes me sick to my backamost teethamost.
I've seen and heard worse.
None of which involved me directly.
None of which involved me directly.
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
>> Saw a funnier Animal Sex related story once where people on a train
> saw some guy having it with a Goat in a field.
And you know what's hilarious about it? He's the only bloke to be caught shagging sheep/goats/deer etc and he wasn't welsh! :D
>> Saw a funnier Animal Sex related story once where people on a train
> saw some guy having it with a Goat in a field.
And you know what's hilarious about it? He's the only bloke to be caught shagging sheep/goats/deer etc and he wasn't welsh! :D
i don't exactly see why she should go rushing heroicly to the police after seeing a man doing that to a horse. I think about 5 hours of desecatizing TV is due i think.
cookie monster wrote:
> Could have been worse, at least it wasnt a poodle.
*sings*always look on the bright side of life*sings*
> Could have been worse, at least it wasnt a poodle.
*sings*always look on the bright side of life*sings*
Did anyone see that thing on graham norton? This woman took her dog out for a walk every morning and she went passed a field of horses. One morning as she walekd passed she saw a man giving a horse a handy! lol However she just ran into the distance away from the crazy man. The next day she took the same route and saw him doing it again! ABout 4 hours later she called the police. Honestly, how many times does she have to see it and think about it before she reports it? Stupid bint.
Could have been worse, at least it wasnt a poodle.
Trust him to blame the relationship.....ALWAYS blame the women....
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> Saw a funnier Animal Sex related story once where people on a train
> saw some guy having it with a Goat in a field.
I saw this too, hilarius! He was ramming a goat and a train stopped and loads of people rang the police and he was arrested mid-hump! Not something you see on the way to work every morning eh!
> Saw a funnier Animal Sex related story once where people on a train
> saw some guy having it with a Goat in a field.
I saw this too, hilarius! He was ramming a goat and a train stopped and loads of people rang the police and he was arrested mid-hump! Not something you see on the way to work every morning eh!
Remaining on topic - does it mention what gender the dog was?
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