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A FARMER had sex with his pregnant wife’s dog because he was fed-up with his marriage, a court heard yesterday.
Sick Darran Emms, 35, was caught by missus Suzanne having sex with the Rhodesian Ridgeback at their cottage.
He admitted unnatural contact with an animal — but blamed it on his six-year relationship with his wife, who was expecting their second child.
Mrs Emms caught him after hearing strange noises. She reported it to police because she was unable to forget it and has filed for divorce.
Emms, of Kingskettle, Fife, Scotland, told police he had sex with the dog last August as a “single act of frustration”.
Sheriff George Evans told him at Cupar Court: “You should seek appropriate counselling.”
He will be sentenced later.
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Source: The Sun
Is this a joke, or is it real? That's pretty sick though, I wonder if the dog liked it ;c)
Whatcha think about it?
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003151878,00.html
There's a cool picture and caption on The Sun website. Very funny.
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A FARMER had sex with his pregnant wife’s dog because he was fed-up with his marriage, a court heard yesterday.
Sick Darran Emms, 35, was caught by missus Suzanne having sex with the Rhodesian Ridgeback at their cottage.
He admitted unnatural contact with an animal — but blamed it on his six-year relationship with his wife, who was expecting their second child.
Mrs Emms caught him after hearing strange noises. She reported it to police because she was unable to forget it and has filed for divorce.
Emms, of Kingskettle, Fife, Scotland, told police he had sex with the dog last August as a “single act of frustration”.
Sheriff George Evans told him at Cupar Court: “You should seek appropriate counselling.”
He will be sentenced later.
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Source: The Sun
Is this a joke, or is it real? That's pretty sick though, I wonder if the dog liked it ;c)
Whatcha think about it?
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003151878,00.html
There's a cool picture and caption on The Sun website. Very funny.
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...dog.
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A FARMER had sex with his pregnant wife’s dog because he was fed-up with his marriage, a court heard yesterday.
Sick Darran Emms, 35, was caught by missus Suzanne having sex with the Rhodesian Ridgeback at their cottage.
He admitted unnatural contact with an animal — but blamed it on his six-year relationship with his wife, who was expecting their second child.
Mrs Emms caught him after hearing strange noises. She reported it to police because she was unable to forget it and has filed for divorce.
Emms, of Kingskettle, Fife, Scotland, told police he had sex with the dog last August as a “single act of frustration”.
Sheriff George Evans told him at Cupar Court: “You should seek appropriate counselling.”
He will be sentenced later.
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Source: The Sun
Is this a joke, or is it real? That's pretty sick though, I wonder if the dog liked it ;c)
Whatcha think about it?
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003151878,00.html
There's a cool picture and caption on The Sun website. Very funny.
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A FARMER had sex with his pregnant wife’s dog because he was fed-up with his marriage, a court heard yesterday.
Sick Darran Emms, 35, was caught by missus Suzanne having sex with the Rhodesian Ridgeback at their cottage.
He admitted unnatural contact with an animal — but blamed it on his six-year relationship with his wife, who was expecting their second child.
Mrs Emms caught him after hearing strange noises. She reported it to police because she was unable to forget it and has filed for divorce.
Emms, of Kingskettle, Fife, Scotland, told police he had sex with the dog last August as a “single act of frustration”.
Sheriff George Evans told him at Cupar Court: “You should seek appropriate counselling.”
He will be sentenced later.
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Source: The Sun
Is this a joke, or is it real? That's pretty sick though, I wonder if the dog liked it ;c)
Whatcha think about it?
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003151878,00.html
There's a cool picture and caption on The Sun website. Very funny.
Okay, this is too funny to be true. An April Fools joke perhaps. The story is a few days old. Ah well, thought I'd share it with you.
Dude thats sick yet strangely hilarious.
You can imagine the farmer tearfully yelling, "Well the dog was better than you!"
You can imagine the farmer tearfully yelling, "Well the dog was better than you!"
just looked at the site. every single side navagation icon was of a woman and most had the word sex in them. exept for fergie.
mwaah, made me laugh...
Its just like my life story...
Its just like my life story...
Spontanious Misfire wrote:
> just looked at the site. every single side navagation icon was of a
> woman and most had the word sex in them. exept for fergie.
Oh so true...
Another story...I read this in yesterday's Sun, very funny.
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003152291,00.html
> just looked at the site. every single side navagation icon was of a
> woman and most had the word sex in them. exept for fergie.
Oh so true...
Another story...I read this in yesterday's Sun, very funny.
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003152291,00.html
Robin wrote:
> mwaah, made me laugh...
> Its just like my life story...
only with frogs
> mwaah, made me laugh...
> Its just like my life story...
only with frogs
wam_man wrote:
> Robin wrote:
> mwaah, made me laugh...
> Its just like my life story...
>
> only with frogs
*damn frogs, get outa my trousers*
> Robin wrote:
> mwaah, made me laugh...
> Its just like my life story...
>
> only with frogs
*damn frogs, get outa my trousers*
I'll never forget what you said:
"it's quite funny, actually, they make this funny sound"
need i say more?
"it's quite funny, actually, they make this funny sound"
need i say more?
If the guy has a thing for Dogs then good for him.
If anything, I would be very offended if I were the wife with my husband being a Dog Lover.
Saw a funnier Animal Sex related story once where people on a train saw some guy having it with a Goat in a field.
Whatever next? Ants?
If anything, I would be very offended if I were the wife with my husband being a Dog Lover.
Saw a funnier Animal Sex related story once where people on a train saw some guy having it with a Goat in a field.
Whatever next? Ants?
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