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It’s been a while since I last played this futuristic shooter on my PC but there I was looking through various boxes looking for the cd labelled Unreal tournament, after throwing everything from pens to Papa roach cd’s across the room I finally found it, issue one of Playboy. As I sat there looking at all the naughty topless woman pictures I started to notice something, all the good looking girls had staples through their breasts, typical.
Anyway after that two minute distraction I clean myself down and carried on looking for my Unreal Tournament disc which I could have sworn was in the same box as all my other junk but it wasn’t, so I thought maybe it’s in my computer desk draw, so I walked over to my computer desk and opened the draw to see if I had dumped it in there but there was no UT cd there, just a few PS2 games, a couple of dvd’s and a packet of strawberry flavoured condoms.
I next tried looking behind furniture such as my desk, chest of draws and wardrobe that seem to hide loads of stuff behind their dark shadowy back boards (usually dust) but it wasn’t meant to be so a slumped into my twisty chair in front of my PC and decided to play a song on it for a change, so I selected my Nicelback album from my cd holder and opened up disc tray to find, my Unreal tournament cd laying there in the disc tray staring right back at me, so I though stuff the music I will installed Unreal Tournament on to my computer instead.
After an hour of revisiting the good old classic death match chaos, my mother walks into my room asking me the usual motherly questions while moaning about her day at work, she walks over to my computer and watches me firing rockets at an unsuspecting bot while complaining about the amount of blood and guts I just coloured the wall with, she then walks away and suddenly says “What’s this?” I turned around and there was my mother holding my Playboy magazine aaaaagggghhhhhhh, oh well at least I found my UT game again.
Thank you for reading.
FS
Anyway after that two minute distraction I clean myself down and carried on looking for my Unreal Tournament disc which I could have sworn was in the same box as all my other junk but it wasn’t, so I thought maybe it’s in my computer desk draw, so I walked over to my computer desk and opened the draw to see if I had dumped it in there but there was no UT cd there, just a few PS2 games, a couple of dvd’s and a packet of strawberry flavoured condoms.
I next tried looking behind furniture such as my desk, chest of draws and wardrobe that seem to hide loads of stuff behind their dark shadowy back boards (usually dust) but it wasn’t meant to be so a slumped into my twisty chair in front of my PC and decided to play a song on it for a change, so I selected my Nicelback album from my cd holder and opened up disc tray to find, my Unreal tournament cd laying there in the disc tray staring right back at me, so I though stuff the music I will installed Unreal Tournament on to my computer instead.
After an hour of revisiting the good old classic death match chaos, my mother walks into my room asking me the usual motherly questions while moaning about her day at work, she walks over to my computer and watches me firing rockets at an unsuspecting bot while complaining about the amount of blood and guts I just coloured the wall with, she then walks away and suddenly says “What’s this?” I turned around and there was my mother holding my Playboy magazine aaaaagggghhhhhhh, oh well at least I found my UT game again.
Thank you for reading.
FS
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The game play is slower, and less frantic
The graphics are better < This is true
The control is not as good, the new double jump for example is rubbish
The levels are crap, they are too big and it is hard to find the enemies in most of them.
The graphics are better < This is true
The control is not as good, the new double jump for example is rubbish
The levels are crap, they are too big and it is hard to find the enemies in most of them.
No, it is just better...
The game play is better...
The graphics are better...
The controll is better...
The levels are better...
The game play is better...
The graphics are better...
The controll is better...
The levels are better...
It is newer, so it is better?
Ha.
Ha.
How is it, the old one is good yes...
or should i say was good, but 2003 is just newer and better, you cannot argue with that...
or should i say was good, but 2003 is just newer and better, you cannot argue with that...
No No No and No.
The original Unreal Tournament is so far superior to the 2003 version it's just not funny.
The original Unreal Tournament is so far superior to the 2003 version it's just not funny.
LOL, my mum would cain me if she found a playboy mag in my room, or anywere in the house...
But unreal torny rocks, especially 2003...
But unreal torny rocks, especially 2003...
It’s been a while since I last played this futuristic shooter on my PC but there I was looking through various boxes looking for the cd labelled Unreal tournament, after throwing everything from pens to Papa roach cd’s across the room I finally found it, issue one of Playboy. As I sat there looking at all the naughty topless woman pictures I started to notice something, all the good looking girls had staples through their breasts, typical.
Anyway after that two minute distraction I clean myself down and carried on looking for my Unreal Tournament disc which I could have sworn was in the same box as all my other junk but it wasn’t, so I thought maybe it’s in my computer desk draw, so I walked over to my computer desk and opened the draw to see if I had dumped it in there but there was no UT cd there, just a few PS2 games, a couple of dvd’s and a packet of strawberry flavoured condoms.
I next tried looking behind furniture such as my desk, chest of draws and wardrobe that seem to hide loads of stuff behind their dark shadowy back boards (usually dust) but it wasn’t meant to be so a slumped into my twisty chair in front of my PC and decided to play a song on it for a change, so I selected my Nicelback album from my cd holder and opened up disc tray to find, my Unreal tournament cd laying there in the disc tray staring right back at me, so I though stuff the music I will installed Unreal Tournament on to my computer instead.
After an hour of revisiting the good old classic death match chaos, my mother walks into my room asking me the usual motherly questions while moaning about her day at work, she walks over to my computer and watches me firing rockets at an unsuspecting bot while complaining about the amount of blood and guts I just coloured the wall with, she then walks away and suddenly says “What’s this?” I turned around and there was my mother holding my Playboy magazine aaaaagggghhhhhhh, oh well at least I found my UT game again.
Thank you for reading.
FS
Anyway after that two minute distraction I clean myself down and carried on looking for my Unreal Tournament disc which I could have sworn was in the same box as all my other junk but it wasn’t, so I thought maybe it’s in my computer desk draw, so I walked over to my computer desk and opened the draw to see if I had dumped it in there but there was no UT cd there, just a few PS2 games, a couple of dvd’s and a packet of strawberry flavoured condoms.
I next tried looking behind furniture such as my desk, chest of draws and wardrobe that seem to hide loads of stuff behind their dark shadowy back boards (usually dust) but it wasn’t meant to be so a slumped into my twisty chair in front of my PC and decided to play a song on it for a change, so I selected my Nicelback album from my cd holder and opened up disc tray to find, my Unreal tournament cd laying there in the disc tray staring right back at me, so I though stuff the music I will installed Unreal Tournament on to my computer instead.
After an hour of revisiting the good old classic death match chaos, my mother walks into my room asking me the usual motherly questions while moaning about her day at work, she walks over to my computer and watches me firing rockets at an unsuspecting bot while complaining about the amount of blood and guts I just coloured the wall with, she then walks away and suddenly says “What’s this?” I turned around and there was my mother holding my Playboy magazine aaaaagggghhhhhhh, oh well at least I found my UT game again.
Thank you for reading.
FS
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