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ARGH!
I just checked my email today, to discover that I'm getting junk because I've *signed up* for it. 25 New messages I had URINE OFF!!
COnsidering the fact that the last thing I signed up for was Ashman's Nintendo E-Zine forums (http://planetnintendo.co.uk/phpBB2/ :D ), and that was several weeks ago.
FOr example, signup number one, was

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I'm not even CALLED GRAEME MAWSON!!

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Oh, Hurrah, but I'm an underweight teenager....
Here's my favourite one though.... don't come here if you don't like the male sexual organism....

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Oh, hurrah, Great one, the worst part is, when I click to unsubscribe, I'm taken to a dead link. NOOO!!!!

What will I do, what will I do?

NEVER click on an unsubscribe link - 90% of the time it'll make things worse. All it does is confirm to the spammer than they've got an active address that they can sell for more.

What you want is something like SpamPal, a little app that will filter out the spam for you. There are a number of programs like this and they download information from on-line databases that keep track of spam sources so keep the proggy up-to-date and catching the spam. You can also add address manually so they'll be filtered out in furture.

Unfortunately, I tried to make how long it was, but, my keyboard broke, too much dash thing, but, this is a new, better keyboard, which still can't get up to it...

what a random diversion this has taken. i bet you they give you a bit of stick for that in the showers madmun. ;)



and i bet that its this long:
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haha :)

Nope, it was a sperm whale...

So, was it an elephant trunk in your pants or not?

Yes sir....
Graeme is my real name anyway...

I command you to stop accusing me Graeme.

Hahhahhahaha....

Didn't work....

I bet froots did this...

All you can do at a time like this is laugh.

THe thing is, it's a different address each time, and it's an ntl address which I use, where all my ebay stuff is linked to etc...