The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
Remember when someone, i cant remember who, posted a link to a site:
www.beards.has-a-small-penis.com, Well i thought it was soo funny, i told a few of my mates.
Then in school today in my electronics lesson, they thought it would be funny to do it to this boy in my class, but they said that they had forgotten the web-site and could i pull it up for them so that they could print it out...
So trying to act cool i did, then when i when i went into my classroom to get a circuit book, they all decided to type in my teachers name and print a load out...
Then one of the boys in my class decided it would be funny to show the teacher, of course he did not take it too well...
He made us all stay at the end of the lesson untill someone owned up, so straight away i said that i was apart of it, but then all the other people who were involed denied having anything to do with it, and as they went on it on my server and printed it out on my server, they were all in the clear...
So i just said ok ill just take the blame, it cant be that bad, it was only a joke...
But i was bloody wrong, my teacher gave me a break time detention, then sent me to the head of electronics to show him what i had been doing, he started moaning about how they can see everything that i have done, and everything that i have printed out...
Then he said that he is not going to tell my parents, he is just going to ban the site, but if i told anyone else i will be in trouble...
So as i thought that things were getting better, along comes the head of I.T in my social ethics lesson, and asks if he can borrow me for a while...
So i am led in to his offics, for the first time ever, and he starts having a serious go at me, and telling me how this may be consiserd as porno, and that he is seriously considering suspending me, just for that...
it was a stupid joke, he didnt have to take it so seriously, but after a while of telling him how sorry i am, he just banned me from the internet for two weeks... And i have to tell my parents what has happend, but he is not going to do anyhting else about it... Fool why would i tell my parents if you are not going to do anything about it...
So i just said that my dad already knew about the site because he done it too me and found it funny, so sir just said that it is funny, but only at the right time...
He even started to ask me were i got it from, so i said my mate,
what mate,
one i have been speaking to for a while,
what mate is that then,
um the one on my forum,
what forum,
SR, oh really, and what is this mates name,
um i dont really know
well i would like to know his name
but i cant find it out
oh, ok, just dont use that site agin
Yer right ya fool...
So twas an ok day, nearly got suspended for the first time in my life, got a detention, he now thinks that i like looking at gay porn and i lost all internet access in school for two weeks...
Ah well, it worked out o.k in the end, they all said that they were going to forget about it and my parents never found out...
Twas ok...
www.beards.has-a-small-penis.com, Well i thought it was soo funny, i told a few of my mates.
Then in school today in my electronics lesson, they thought it would be funny to do it to this boy in my class, but they said that they had forgotten the web-site and could i pull it up for them so that they could print it out...
So trying to act cool i did, then when i when i went into my classroom to get a circuit book, they all decided to type in my teachers name and print a load out...
Then one of the boys in my class decided it would be funny to show the teacher, of course he did not take it too well...
He made us all stay at the end of the lesson untill someone owned up, so straight away i said that i was apart of it, but then all the other people who were involed denied having anything to do with it, and as they went on it on my server and printed it out on my server, they were all in the clear...
So i just said ok ill just take the blame, it cant be that bad, it was only a joke...
But i was bloody wrong, my teacher gave me a break time detention, then sent me to the head of electronics to show him what i had been doing, he started moaning about how they can see everything that i have done, and everything that i have printed out...
Then he said that he is not going to tell my parents, he is just going to ban the site, but if i told anyone else i will be in trouble...
So as i thought that things were getting better, along comes the head of I.T in my social ethics lesson, and asks if he can borrow me for a while...
So i am led in to his offics, for the first time ever, and he starts having a serious go at me, and telling me how this may be consiserd as porno, and that he is seriously considering suspending me, just for that...
it was a stupid joke, he didnt have to take it so seriously, but after a while of telling him how sorry i am, he just banned me from the internet for two weeks... And i have to tell my parents what has happend, but he is not going to do anyhting else about it... Fool why would i tell my parents if you are not going to do anything about it...
So i just said that my dad already knew about the site because he done it too me and found it funny, so sir just said that it is funny, but only at the right time...
He even started to ask me were i got it from, so i said my mate,
what mate,
one i have been speaking to for a while,
what mate is that then,
um the one on my forum,
what forum,
SR, oh really, and what is this mates name,
um i dont really know
well i would like to know his name
but i cant find it out
oh, ok, just dont use that site agin
Yer right ya fool...
So twas an ok day, nearly got suspended for the first time in my life, got a detention, he now thinks that i like looking at gay porn and i lost all internet access in school for two weeks...
Ah well, it worked out o.k in the end, they all said that they were going to forget about it and my parents never found out...
Twas ok...
Page:
u would be surprised
lol, how big is it?
i have a big
Hat
Hat
lol, u have very good m8s, especially for NOT taking the blame
not me, i just told them the site, they are the fools who decided to show the teacher...
tis very funny when you think about it...
20 years time:
So daddy why did you get suspended in high school...
Um, for looking at small shrivelled up knobs and putting my mates name up the top...
Children *runs*
tis very funny when you think about it...
20 years time:
So daddy why did you get suspended in high school...
Um, for looking at small shrivelled up knobs and putting my mates name up the top...
Children *runs*
Uh, riiight....
Some sense of humour you and your mates have then....
Some sense of humour you and your mates have then....
Remember when someone, i cant remember who, posted a link to a site:
www.beards.has-a-small-penis.com, Well i thought it was soo funny, i told a few of my mates.
Then in school today in my electronics lesson, they thought it would be funny to do it to this boy in my class, but they said that they had forgotten the web-site and could i pull it up for them so that they could print it out...
So trying to act cool i did, then when i when i went into my classroom to get a circuit book, they all decided to type in my teachers name and print a load out...
Then one of the boys in my class decided it would be funny to show the teacher, of course he did not take it too well...
He made us all stay at the end of the lesson untill someone owned up, so straight away i said that i was apart of it, but then all the other people who were involed denied having anything to do with it, and as they went on it on my server and printed it out on my server, they were all in the clear...
So i just said ok ill just take the blame, it cant be that bad, it was only a joke...
But i was bloody wrong, my teacher gave me a break time detention, then sent me to the head of electronics to show him what i had been doing, he started moaning about how they can see everything that i have done, and everything that i have printed out...
Then he said that he is not going to tell my parents, he is just going to ban the site, but if i told anyone else i will be in trouble...
So as i thought that things were getting better, along comes the head of I.T in my social ethics lesson, and asks if he can borrow me for a while...
So i am led in to his offics, for the first time ever, and he starts having a serious go at me, and telling me how this may be consiserd as porno, and that he is seriously considering suspending me, just for that...
it was a stupid joke, he didnt have to take it so seriously, but after a while of telling him how sorry i am, he just banned me from the internet for two weeks... And i have to tell my parents what has happend, but he is not going to do anyhting else about it... Fool why would i tell my parents if you are not going to do anything about it...
So i just said that my dad already knew about the site because he done it too me and found it funny, so sir just said that it is funny, but only at the right time...
He even started to ask me were i got it from, so i said my mate,
what mate,
one i have been speaking to for a while,
what mate is that then,
um the one on my forum,
what forum,
SR, oh really, and what is this mates name,
um i dont really know
well i would like to know his name
but i cant find it out
oh, ok, just dont use that site agin
Yer right ya fool...
So twas an ok day, nearly got suspended for the first time in my life, got a detention, he now thinks that i like looking at gay porn and i lost all internet access in school for two weeks...
Ah well, it worked out o.k in the end, they all said that they were going to forget about it and my parents never found out...
Twas ok...
www.beards.has-a-small-penis.com, Well i thought it was soo funny, i told a few of my mates.
Then in school today in my electronics lesson, they thought it would be funny to do it to this boy in my class, but they said that they had forgotten the web-site and could i pull it up for them so that they could print it out...
So trying to act cool i did, then when i when i went into my classroom to get a circuit book, they all decided to type in my teachers name and print a load out...
Then one of the boys in my class decided it would be funny to show the teacher, of course he did not take it too well...
He made us all stay at the end of the lesson untill someone owned up, so straight away i said that i was apart of it, but then all the other people who were involed denied having anything to do with it, and as they went on it on my server and printed it out on my server, they were all in the clear...
So i just said ok ill just take the blame, it cant be that bad, it was only a joke...
But i was bloody wrong, my teacher gave me a break time detention, then sent me to the head of electronics to show him what i had been doing, he started moaning about how they can see everything that i have done, and everything that i have printed out...
Then he said that he is not going to tell my parents, he is just going to ban the site, but if i told anyone else i will be in trouble...
So as i thought that things were getting better, along comes the head of I.T in my social ethics lesson, and asks if he can borrow me for a while...
So i am led in to his offics, for the first time ever, and he starts having a serious go at me, and telling me how this may be consiserd as porno, and that he is seriously considering suspending me, just for that...
it was a stupid joke, he didnt have to take it so seriously, but after a while of telling him how sorry i am, he just banned me from the internet for two weeks... And i have to tell my parents what has happend, but he is not going to do anyhting else about it... Fool why would i tell my parents if you are not going to do anything about it...
So i just said that my dad already knew about the site because he done it too me and found it funny, so sir just said that it is funny, but only at the right time...
He even started to ask me were i got it from, so i said my mate,
what mate,
one i have been speaking to for a while,
what mate is that then,
um the one on my forum,
what forum,
SR, oh really, and what is this mates name,
um i dont really know
well i would like to know his name
but i cant find it out
oh, ok, just dont use that site agin
Yer right ya fool...
So twas an ok day, nearly got suspended for the first time in my life, got a detention, he now thinks that i like looking at gay porn and i lost all internet access in school for two weeks...
Ah well, it worked out o.k in the end, they all said that they were going to forget about it and my parents never found out...
Twas ok...
Page: