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"All headached..."

The trousers were hanging from doorframe and I walked into trousers.

I shook my head because I didn't see them and I headbutted the doorframe and fell over.

I now got a biiiiiiig lump on my head...

It hurts.

I'm gonna lie down.

Cubist, is that supposed to be funny?

I once walked into a giant manican thing. I was walking through some shops and I quickly turned and walked forward and smacked into a guy manican's ehem crotch. It was on a raised platform going up the stairs...most embarrassing thing ever lol

Heh, that comedy gold Phil.

i was angry with my dad when i was 9 and i walked into a lampost whilst carrying bags of shopping. i was unconscious for a whole 8 seconds. damn my youthly sulking.

I hit my head with a frying pan once. I have no idea how I managed it...

I headbutted the garage door today...

I left it open but didn't open it high enough so I smashed my head on it...

I'm on a mission to kill myself, I swear I am.

Hurhurhur.
Try cycling into a lampot, that hurts...

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....wig....wIg.....wIG...WIg....WIG, WIG, WIG, WIG.

Lets all laugh at phi11ip

Or not.

I've got this annoying lump now, not it's not my 'you know what' and it isn't my head...

It's a bruise and it &%£&%&$ well hurts!