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"All headached..."

The trousers were hanging from doorframe and I walked into trousers.

I shook my head because I didn't see them and I headbutted the doorframe and fell over.

I now got a biiiiiiig lump on my head...

It hurts.

I'm gonna lie down.

Hurhurhur.
Try cycling into a lampot, that hurts...

I headbutted the garage door today...

I left it open but didn't open it high enough so I smashed my head on it...

I'm on a mission to kill myself, I swear I am.

I hit my head with a frying pan once. I have no idea how I managed it...

i was angry with my dad when i was 9 and i walked into a lampost whilst carrying bags of shopping. i was unconscious for a whole 8 seconds. damn my youthly sulking.

Heh, that comedy gold Phil.

I once walked into a giant manican thing. I was walking through some shops and I quickly turned and walked forward and smacked into a guy manican's ehem crotch. It was on a raised platform going up the stairs...most embarrassing thing ever lol

Cubist, is that supposed to be funny?

So new, so harsh.

Chita wrote:
> Cubist, is that supposed to be funny?

It wasn't funny at the time. I almost knocked it over and everyone was watching:S But you can only laugh at things like that and get over them....or not laugh at them and form some sort of self loathing factor.

I walked into a Mexican. I didn't even say sorry.