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"Hilarious game faults"

Not just whinging here, but game designers need to address some of their games if they are to be believable ....

Am I to believe : >

that if I cut some guys throat right in front of his friend, then jump on a rooftop, he'll forget all about it, despite the body being clearly visible? (tenchu)

that if I commit a crime outside a space station, that unlimited police ships will come out, as I waste them one at a time? (frontier)

that having wasted several hundred people, and being chased by the police, fbi and army in cars, tanks and helicopters, I can simply climb to the first floor of a building and they can't get me? (vice city/gta3)

that you can fire everything you've got at a jeep, but it'll still be in pristine condition (halo)

that close to the end of a fight, you can kill someone/knock someone out with a kick to the ankle(just about any fighting game)

Have you any gaming hilarities you'd like to share?

You just find a weapon laying on the floor spinning around on the spot and when you pick it up your character knows how to use it just like that (any FPS).

You are framed for a murder you didn't commit but you go around killing other people to clear your name (Tomb raider: Angle of darkness).

You are only little yet you have an unlimited supply of bombs (any bomberman game).

An archer can damage a castle and destroy it (age of empires).

A complete stranger walks into your house and you give them a clue as to what to do next (most RPG's).

You set the alarms off and guards start shotting you but if you leave the area and come back the alarms have suddenly been switched off (MGS2).

Trivia Time:

Define the biological process that allows Russian soldiers to continuously respawn from within the bunker.

(Goldeneye)

Dollyation

(Cloning and remaking them several times)

If you got into a fight with some bloke on the street you'd take it in turns hitting eachother and give eachother time to think about thier moves (Final Fantasy)

no, no, no, no, no, no, no -

am I honestly supposed to believe that any post I stick on these forums will be taken seriously? (real life)

you make a console of undeniably lower quality tan the competition, with a wide but crap selection of games, with only two control sockets, and 90% 1 player games! yet some how manage to sell the most consoles

It is unessacery to go to the toliet

You can always come back to life

you forget goldeneye! the Faciility

I did say nearly...

Postal 2: I started peeing blood. I can't get it to happen again.