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Not just whinging here, but game designers need to address some of their games if they are to be believable ....
Am I to believe : >
that if I cut some guys throat right in front of his friend, then jump on a rooftop, he'll forget all about it, despite the body being clearly visible? (tenchu)
that if I commit a crime outside a space station, that unlimited police ships will come out, as I waste them one at a time? (frontier)
that having wasted several hundred people, and being chased by the police, fbi and army in cars, tanks and helicopters, I can simply climb to the first floor of a building and they can't get me? (vice city/gta3)
that you can fire everything you've got at a jeep, but it'll still be in pristine condition (halo)
that close to the end of a fight, you can kill someone/knock someone out with a kick to the ankle(just about any fighting game)
Have you any gaming hilarities you'd like to share?
Am I to believe : >
that if I cut some guys throat right in front of his friend, then jump on a rooftop, he'll forget all about it, despite the body being clearly visible? (tenchu)
that if I commit a crime outside a space station, that unlimited police ships will come out, as I waste them one at a time? (frontier)
that having wasted several hundred people, and being chased by the police, fbi and army in cars, tanks and helicopters, I can simply climb to the first floor of a building and they can't get me? (vice city/gta3)
that you can fire everything you've got at a jeep, but it'll still be in pristine condition (halo)
that close to the end of a fight, you can kill someone/knock someone out with a kick to the ankle(just about any fighting game)
Have you any gaming hilarities you'd like to share?
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Not just whinging here, but game designers need to address some of their games if they are to be believable ....
Am I to believe : >
that if I cut some guys throat right in front of his friend, then jump on a rooftop, he'll forget all about it, despite the body being clearly visible? (tenchu)
that if I commit a crime outside a space station, that unlimited police ships will come out, as I waste them one at a time? (frontier)
that having wasted several hundred people, and being chased by the police, fbi and army in cars, tanks and helicopters, I can simply climb to the first floor of a building and they can't get me? (vice city/gta3)
that you can fire everything you've got at a jeep, but it'll still be in pristine condition (halo)
that close to the end of a fight, you can kill someone/knock someone out with a kick to the ankle(just about any fighting game)
Have you any gaming hilarities you'd like to share?
Am I to believe : >
that if I cut some guys throat right in front of his friend, then jump on a rooftop, he'll forget all about it, despite the body being clearly visible? (tenchu)
that if I commit a crime outside a space station, that unlimited police ships will come out, as I waste them one at a time? (frontier)
that having wasted several hundred people, and being chased by the police, fbi and army in cars, tanks and helicopters, I can simply climb to the first floor of a building and they can't get me? (vice city/gta3)
that you can fire everything you've got at a jeep, but it'll still be in pristine condition (halo)
that close to the end of a fight, you can kill someone/knock someone out with a kick to the ankle(just about any fighting game)
Have you any gaming hilarities you'd like to share?
The Getaway
And Shenmue.
That's a hilarious fault of a game.
That's a hilarious fault of a game.
*gasps*
Chu chu rocket-dunno what happened there...
Chu chu rocket-dunno what happened there...
Are we honestly expected to believe that if we go outside and find blue onions that they will turn into spaceships that home hundreds of little flower creatures that can perform many tasks at the sound of a whistle. (Pikmin - Yes that's right it's fiction. Who cares?!?!)
Do EA Sprts honestly think that in real life, when someone plays against Man Utd and get nailed in the penalty area, that a penalty'd be given? (FIFA 2003)
Azul wrote:
> Do EA Sprts honestly think that in real life, when someone plays
> against Man Utd and get nailed in the penalty area, that a penalty'd
> be given? (FIFA 2003)
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:-D
> Do EA Sprts honestly think that in real life, when someone plays
> against Man Utd and get nailed in the penalty area, that a penalty'd
> be given? (FIFA 2003)
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:-D
:D
=D
ahem....
games rock...
*walks off*
games rock...
*walks off*
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