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"I've just realised my lifetime ambition."

To create a Japanese Kung Fu movie with a character called 'Hum Ping' in it.

My life ambition is to make some form of fat grilling device, put my name on it and use my name to advertise it...

I'm off to the foetus farm.
I'll see you all later
*drools*

gerrid wrote:
> My girlfriend had a
> miscarriage. I had to eat it.

usually when you make random comment, they are hilarity themselves.

That, however, was sickening, especially after the morrocan child I had to feast upon.

An investments analyst.
It's not goin too well though.
I've got no food, no job, I've been cheated. My girlfriend had a miscarriage. I had to eat it.

Damn my typing
*Voice actor

I want to be a voive actor
Bit too late for that now though

Asher D wrote:
> *slaps wam_man over the forehead*

Stop that, it's startin to hurt

A few years. But he's got time.

Time to move. Time to dance. Time to make love.

How long will that take you?

Foreman wrote:
> I've always wanted to be a footballer, but it's a little late to get
> spotted now :-(

I'm currently looking into getting a position as a Talent Scout for a big name team. Then I move through the ranks, and in the end I could be manager.