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"Interesting and disgusting fact..."

This is following on from what SHEEPY said in his topic a few days back...

when and if a dog bites you and won't let go, if you insert your finger into it's rectum, it'll let go. It's a simple reflex.

Useful, but what the hell was the guy doing who discovered that when he DID discover it. Why on earth did he have his finger up a dogs rear end?

Just goes to show how incredibly twisted some discovery's are...

and if that fact has scarred you, call my lawyer. :-D

I don't think I've ever seen James Bond finger someone in an attempt to subdue them.

And if James Bond doesn't do it, then I don't either. Best religion there is.

A cow more fun it's got more than 2 niples.

=B0p

Goatboy wrote:
> Ok, it may work - I have no intention of finding out.

What I don't understand
> is, at what point of a dog-attack do you think "I know..."
My
> immediate reaction is to flee and climb something, failing that? Punch often and
> kick.

Never, and I cannot stress this enough, NEVER would it have occured to
> me to shove meh finger up it's pipe to escape.
What do you do then?
You plunge
> in, the dog stops biting and...you're left with an angry dog on the end of your
> hand, only now you're in a far worse position.

Stupid idea.

Hey! I didn't discover it! Someone practising Zooerastia did I reckon. I wonder if the same tactics works on goats... *calls goaty's girlfriend*

Let's see now... :-D

This "unusual" escape method, would that work in streetfight?

After the discovery that you could milk a cow, did "they" just go round trying to milk other animals?

Actually, milk is a bit odd when you think about it. We're just breastfeeding from cows.

Hmmm.

michael l wrote:
> If you ever get stung by a bee or a wasp in the middle of the street, try not to
> show the pain because your neighbours won't be able to see the wasp. What they
> will see however is you crying like a small girl for no apparent reason.

LOL
I'll remember that one.

Ok, it may work - I have no intention of finding out.

What I don't understand is, at what point of a dog-attack do you think "I know..."
My immediate reaction is to flee and climb something, failing that? Punch often and kick.

Never, and I cannot stress this enough, NEVER would it have occured to me to shove meh finger up it's pipe to escape.
What do you do then?
You plunge in, the dog stops biting and...you're left with an angry dog on the end of your hand, only now you're in a far worse position.

Stupid idea.

If you ever get stung by a bee or a wasp in the middle of the street, try not to show the pain because your neighbours won't be able to see the wasp. What they will see however is you crying like a small girl for no apparent reason.

OoooooH! As in disgusted. It's sick but true... woops.

seriously what about this: I you can't get a baby to have a pee when you want. Tickle it's stomach and apparentley it comes flushing out.

=B0p