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I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather.
Not screaming and clawing at the dashboard like the passengers in his car.
Not screaming and clawing at the dashboard like the passengers in his car.
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck on the bottom of the shoe.
David Beckham comes up to Posh and says "Victoria I can't do this jigsaw puzzle but I can't do it, it's really doin me ead in"
"Ring Alex Ferguson David, he said he would help you whenever you needed it."
So David rang up Alex.
"Hi Alex, erm, can you help me with this jigsaw i'm doin, it's really hard, it's meanna be a tiger, I can't do it."
"Sure Dave bring it right over and we'll do it together."
So david brought the jigsaw round to Alex's
"Right david tip it out on the table," david tipped the contents of the box onto the table
"david," said Alex straining not to laugh
"david that's a pack of frosties!!!!
"Ring Alex Ferguson David, he said he would help you whenever you needed it."
So David rang up Alex.
"Hi Alex, erm, can you help me with this jigsaw i'm doin, it's really hard, it's meanna be a tiger, I can't do it."
"Sure Dave bring it right over and we'll do it together."
So david brought the jigsaw round to Alex's
"Right david tip it out on the table," david tipped the contents of the box onto the table
"david," said Alex straining not to laugh
"david that's a pack of frosties!!!!
Send in your funniest joke and you could win absolutely nothing!
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