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"How old are you?"

I know it sounds like a noobish question (no offence guys) but I have noticed that a lot of people think that others are another age.

So post your age, then run.

Like me:

Im 13

*runs*

Ooh, we've gone two minutes without a new reply.

Well done, I think we've set a record in this thread...

the_aoe_slaught wrote:
> well no actually. For some strange reason i didnt know you was
> eating a Milky bar Munchies Easter Egg right now.

Pfft and there was me thinking you were some kind of oracle...well you know now and thus your life is complete.

The rival wrote:
> the_aoe_slaught wrote:
> Funny how I know all this...

> So what age do you have to be to have sex in Holland then?
>
> 12.

This is actually disturbingly partially true:

The Netherlands has no sodomy laws, the age of sexual consent is 16 for all, sex between an adult and a young person between the ages of 12 and 16 is permitted by law, as long as the young person consents. It may only be prosecuted by complaint from the young person or the young person’s parents. The question remains whether the public prosecutions department would proceed to prosecute if the young person themself had consented and their parents filed the complaint.


> And theres prozzys in amsterdam (not sure if they're legal)

Again disturbingly true. Although you would be an Illegal case as a prostitute can't go with some on under 16 and has to be over 18 years old. Weird country holland.

>
> And weed is nice and legal.

Shush i don't think anybody knows this, your giving away the big secret of amsterdam. I have wasted my life! For one so young you know so much! Teach me to be a man of the world like you. It pretty much is in England anyway, if people don't flaunt it and aren't dealing the police guidelines are to pretty much ignore it.


Most of what you said is pretty true, but also common knowledge and it doesn't make you cool or mature to know this......

That was of course, the post previous to your last post.

Cubist wrote:
> the_aoe_slaught wrote:
> yes
>
> excellent my plan is falling into place...I bet you didn't know I was
> eating a Milky bar Munchies Easter Egg right now...mmmmmm chocolatey
> goodness.

well no actually. For some strange reason i didnt know you was
eating a Milky bar Munchies Easter Egg right now.

Well, if you know how to spell everything, then yes.

And you're clearly not, as I saw two mistakes in a post with around 10 words. :-)

I have my dictionary right here next to me:-

The new Collins Compact English dictionary;
a compact dictionary for use anywhere. Outstanding coverage of over 47,000 references.

Beat that.

Nebuchan wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> In the future I hope all kids get dictionarys implanted in their
> brains.
>
> Maybe then they'd know how to spell. :-P
>
> But then we'd have millions of little book nerds running
> round...ARGGHHH!!!

so if ya know how to spell your a book worm?

Dont insult Sheepy like that... cruel boy...

the_aoe_slaught wrote:
> yes

excellent my plan is falling into place...I bet you didn't know I was eating a Milky bar Munchies Easter Egg right now...mmmmmm chocolatey goodness.