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This story is dedicated to Mr. Nice Guy who left the forums earlier this week, he has been a great help in the last ever Vote Dringo campaign and if he would ever to return I recommend you hire him as your campaign manager (he’s bloody good).
NOW TO OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION:
A Notable Hunter Story: Death to Dringo.
MJ Swerve smashed over the boxes stumbling through the pitch black streets, er-no close behind like a stampeding bull, he knew it was a bad idea listening to the Notables now pb, Grix, FM and er-no are close on his trails, hunted by his fellow FOG friends. MJ swerve panicked and turned down an ally, he continued to run until Sniper and Meka appeared at the opposite end, he tried climbing over the fence only for Ant to come crawling over it. MJ Swerve breathed deeply as the Notables surrounded him.
“What did you hear?” Demanded er-no moving closer towards MJ Swerve.
“Enough!” a Brave but terrified MJ Swerve snapped back.
“Well then it looks as if he has to be dealt with” he looked at the recently resurrected Sniper. Sniper grinned back Meka and pb smiled as well. Wookiee emerged from the shadows and placed a weird looking gun into Snipers arms. Ant and er-no looked at each other as Sniper aimed the gun at MJ Swerve’s head; MJ Swerve cringed when a shot was fired. The guns flew out of Sniper’s hand and all of the Notables looked to see who fired the shot. A small 6ft figure emerged through the shadows:
“Hello guys, miss me?” Said Dringo grin on his face, but the gun wasn’t in his hand. The ever-vigilant er-no span around as Edgy tried to splatter Ant with his axe, Ant scuttled away. Meka wasn’t ready for this and he dashed away, Sniper picked up his smashed gun and ran, Edgy rammed the but against Wookiee’s head and he stumbled into the fence. Er-no smirked and with a waft of his cape disappeared into the Darkness, FM ran past Dringo only to get tripped up scream and run again. Pb looked at Dringo.
“It is about time we ended this Dringo you and Edgy meet us on the roof of SR towers tomorrow 5 AM” and with that PB and the remaining Notables disappeared. MJ Swerve was well impressed by Dringo and Edgy, Dringo offered MJ Swerve a hand to his feet, looked at him and said, “This way.”
Edgy through his gun and axe to the floor, and offered MJ swerve a Dr. Pepper, which he accepted.
“Hello MJ Swerve nice to see you again” Said Dringo politely
“Same here its great to see you guys at it as usual those Notables better be scared” MJ Swerve said sipping his Dr. Pepper.
“Why were the Notables after you” inquired Edgy who crouched near Dringo.
“Oh” MJ Swerve remembers whilst glancing around, “Look you must not go to SR towers roof tomorrow YOU MUST NOT” MJ swerve insisted.
“Why not” Dringo said calmly.
“It’s a trap they have…” Is all MJ Swerve could mutter before getting shot in the neck!
Dringo stood up Edgy grabbed his axe and Dringo squinted into the darkness of the surrounding forest.
“Edgy” Dringo said as Edgy sniffed the air and ran, a rustle in the bushes as the perpetrator ran away. Dringo just behind Edgy as Edgy smashed through the bushes tripping the perpetrator up, she fell to the floor and Dringo ripped of her mask.
“Mystique” Dringo said a confused look on his face.
Mystique pulled out a grenade,
“No Mystique who’s doing this who’s controlling you we can protect you” a frightened Dringo said.
“Not even you can save me from them its too later for you” Mystique said dropping the grenade.
Dringo and Edgy ran for the dear lives only just making away from the explosion that destroyed an obviously frightened Mystique.
“We need to go tomorrow,” insisted Dringo
“Is that wise?” inquired Edgy?
“The Notables are trying to kill us, they have new technology, they have something new something to get cocky about we must find out what it is” Dringo told his partner.
“How very right you are better get some sleep then!” Edgy said as they walked back through the forest.
Dringo and Edgy walked through the gate, man on guard looked at them, you need ID he said firmly. Dringo walked up to him.
“OH its you” said Mr. Nice Guy. “So Dringo how are you doing and what are you doing this early” Mr Nice Guy said delighted to meet his friend.
“We are here to meet the Notables are they here” Dringo asked quickly.
Mr Nice guy looked at Dringo “It’s odd they normally arrive with Tony and Ali but they all arrived
About an hour a go very very early for them” Mr Nice Guy informed.
“Can you let me past mate” Dringo said to Mr Nice Guy.
“Of course” Mr Nice Guy said as the gate swung open.
“Oh Dringo have you seen MJ Swerve?” He asked as Dringo and Edgy walked away not replying.
Dringo stepped onto the rooftop; Edgy close behind, Dringo looked over the edge of SR towers all 50 floors.
“Hello Dringo” said pb wearing his Harry Potter look alike coat again. Dringo spun round to see pb standing alone.
“What do you want?” ordered Dringo when the other notables appeared.
Dringo looked around as FantasyMeister Grix Thraves Meka_Dragon Sniper Ant er-no SHEEPY Wookiee Monster stood besides pb. Dringo stood in front of them all Edgy pulled out his axe.
“Bring it on,” said er-no and with that a fight broke out.
FM ran at Dringo and Dringo leaped over him, FM swung missed and Dringo kicked him in the stomach and FM flew towards a wall. Grix pulled his gun out aimed it at Edgy but… Edgy had gone, Edgy pulled Grix’s gun out of his hand and smacked it round Grix’s head, Sniper pulled out his gun and aimed it at Dringo but Edgy brilliant as usual threw the gun at Sniper smacking him across the face and he fell to the floor. Er-no barged Dringo down but Dringo doing a little flip got to his feet. Pb ran at Dringo from behind only for Dringo to leap frog backwards over him and pb ran into er-no’s fist and then Dringo did a spinning heal kick into er-no’s head. Sheepy and Ant attacked Edgy, Edgy through Ant aside who fell unconscious Sheepy rammed Edgy, Edgy moved a little, scowled and flung Sheepy into Wookiee and Wookiee and Sheepy stumbled backwards and fell down some stairs. Meka ran head first at Dringo and Edgy came up behind him. Meka span and smacked Edgy around the waste and Edgy dropped his axe and flew on top of FM. Dringo then punched Meka in the face and Meka fell.
Dringo headed towards Edgy until a noise from behind startled him. Dringo spun around and saw in a very dark area two glowing red eyes. Slowly this thing that looked half bull, half goat appeared from the darkness. And then he ran, “Goatboy” was all that Dringo could mutter as Goatboy rammed Dringo and Dringo flew. Almost in slow motion Dringo went flying over the edge of the building. Edgy as quick as ever leaped to his feet and over the edge after Dringo…
*THUD*
Dringo smashed into the concrete below, Edgy who is just superhuman lands gracefully near Dringo and Edgy look at him. Every bone broke, his brains splattered across the path. Mr Nice Guy stood a few meters back looking in shocked disbelief.
“NO” Exclaimed Edgy “it’s not right” He continued. He looked up to see ever last Notable looking down at him. “It’s not right”
The End.
NOW TO OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION:
A Notable Hunter Story: Death to Dringo.
MJ Swerve smashed over the boxes stumbling through the pitch black streets, er-no close behind like a stampeding bull, he knew it was a bad idea listening to the Notables now pb, Grix, FM and er-no are close on his trails, hunted by his fellow FOG friends. MJ swerve panicked and turned down an ally, he continued to run until Sniper and Meka appeared at the opposite end, he tried climbing over the fence only for Ant to come crawling over it. MJ Swerve breathed deeply as the Notables surrounded him.
“What did you hear?” Demanded er-no moving closer towards MJ Swerve.
“Enough!” a Brave but terrified MJ Swerve snapped back.
“Well then it looks as if he has to be dealt with” he looked at the recently resurrected Sniper. Sniper grinned back Meka and pb smiled as well. Wookiee emerged from the shadows and placed a weird looking gun into Snipers arms. Ant and er-no looked at each other as Sniper aimed the gun at MJ Swerve’s head; MJ Swerve cringed when a shot was fired. The guns flew out of Sniper’s hand and all of the Notables looked to see who fired the shot. A small 6ft figure emerged through the shadows:
“Hello guys, miss me?” Said Dringo grin on his face, but the gun wasn’t in his hand. The ever-vigilant er-no span around as Edgy tried to splatter Ant with his axe, Ant scuttled away. Meka wasn’t ready for this and he dashed away, Sniper picked up his smashed gun and ran, Edgy rammed the but against Wookiee’s head and he stumbled into the fence. Er-no smirked and with a waft of his cape disappeared into the Darkness, FM ran past Dringo only to get tripped up scream and run again. Pb looked at Dringo.
“It is about time we ended this Dringo you and Edgy meet us on the roof of SR towers tomorrow 5 AM” and with that PB and the remaining Notables disappeared. MJ Swerve was well impressed by Dringo and Edgy, Dringo offered MJ Swerve a hand to his feet, looked at him and said, “This way.”
Edgy through his gun and axe to the floor, and offered MJ swerve a Dr. Pepper, which he accepted.
“Hello MJ Swerve nice to see you again” Said Dringo politely
“Same here its great to see you guys at it as usual those Notables better be scared” MJ Swerve said sipping his Dr. Pepper.
“Why were the Notables after you” inquired Edgy who crouched near Dringo.
“Oh” MJ Swerve remembers whilst glancing around, “Look you must not go to SR towers roof tomorrow YOU MUST NOT” MJ swerve insisted.
“Why not” Dringo said calmly.
“It’s a trap they have…” Is all MJ Swerve could mutter before getting shot in the neck!
Dringo stood up Edgy grabbed his axe and Dringo squinted into the darkness of the surrounding forest.
“Edgy” Dringo said as Edgy sniffed the air and ran, a rustle in the bushes as the perpetrator ran away. Dringo just behind Edgy as Edgy smashed through the bushes tripping the perpetrator up, she fell to the floor and Dringo ripped of her mask.
“Mystique” Dringo said a confused look on his face.
Mystique pulled out a grenade,
“No Mystique who’s doing this who’s controlling you we can protect you” a frightened Dringo said.
“Not even you can save me from them its too later for you” Mystique said dropping the grenade.
Dringo and Edgy ran for the dear lives only just making away from the explosion that destroyed an obviously frightened Mystique.
“We need to go tomorrow,” insisted Dringo
“Is that wise?” inquired Edgy?
“The Notables are trying to kill us, they have new technology, they have something new something to get cocky about we must find out what it is” Dringo told his partner.
“How very right you are better get some sleep then!” Edgy said as they walked back through the forest.
Dringo and Edgy walked through the gate, man on guard looked at them, you need ID he said firmly. Dringo walked up to him.
“OH its you” said Mr. Nice Guy. “So Dringo how are you doing and what are you doing this early” Mr Nice Guy said delighted to meet his friend.
“We are here to meet the Notables are they here” Dringo asked quickly.
Mr Nice guy looked at Dringo “It’s odd they normally arrive with Tony and Ali but they all arrived
About an hour a go very very early for them” Mr Nice Guy informed.
“Can you let me past mate” Dringo said to Mr Nice Guy.
“Of course” Mr Nice Guy said as the gate swung open.
“Oh Dringo have you seen MJ Swerve?” He asked as Dringo and Edgy walked away not replying.
Dringo stepped onto the rooftop; Edgy close behind, Dringo looked over the edge of SR towers all 50 floors.
“Hello Dringo” said pb wearing his Harry Potter look alike coat again. Dringo spun round to see pb standing alone.
“What do you want?” ordered Dringo when the other notables appeared.
Dringo looked around as FantasyMeister Grix Thraves Meka_Dragon Sniper Ant er-no SHEEPY Wookiee Monster stood besides pb. Dringo stood in front of them all Edgy pulled out his axe.
“Bring it on,” said er-no and with that a fight broke out.
FM ran at Dringo and Dringo leaped over him, FM swung missed and Dringo kicked him in the stomach and FM flew towards a wall. Grix pulled his gun out aimed it at Edgy but… Edgy had gone, Edgy pulled Grix’s gun out of his hand and smacked it round Grix’s head, Sniper pulled out his gun and aimed it at Dringo but Edgy brilliant as usual threw the gun at Sniper smacking him across the face and he fell to the floor. Er-no barged Dringo down but Dringo doing a little flip got to his feet. Pb ran at Dringo from behind only for Dringo to leap frog backwards over him and pb ran into er-no’s fist and then Dringo did a spinning heal kick into er-no’s head. Sheepy and Ant attacked Edgy, Edgy through Ant aside who fell unconscious Sheepy rammed Edgy, Edgy moved a little, scowled and flung Sheepy into Wookiee and Wookiee and Sheepy stumbled backwards and fell down some stairs. Meka ran head first at Dringo and Edgy came up behind him. Meka span and smacked Edgy around the waste and Edgy dropped his axe and flew on top of FM. Dringo then punched Meka in the face and Meka fell.
Dringo headed towards Edgy until a noise from behind startled him. Dringo spun around and saw in a very dark area two glowing red eyes. Slowly this thing that looked half bull, half goat appeared from the darkness. And then he ran, “Goatboy” was all that Dringo could mutter as Goatboy rammed Dringo and Dringo flew. Almost in slow motion Dringo went flying over the edge of the building. Edgy as quick as ever leaped to his feet and over the edge after Dringo…
*THUD*
Dringo smashed into the concrete below, Edgy who is just superhuman lands gracefully near Dringo and Edgy look at him. Every bone broke, his brains splattered across the path. Mr Nice Guy stood a few meters back looking in shocked disbelief.
“NO” Exclaimed Edgy “it’s not right” He continued. He looked up to see ever last Notable looking down at him. “It’s not right”
The End.
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hmmm i now need a think of a witty title for RBS's story in series 2??
Kid Rock wrote:
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Oh and before Prawn Star starts hurling abuse at
> me, I was joking with my
> earlier comment.
6 mins to late RBS i bet he
> is hatching a plan right at this very moment
Lol
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Oh and before Prawn Star starts hurling abuse at
> me, I was joking with my
> earlier comment.
6 mins to late RBS i bet he
> is hatching a plan right at this very moment
Lol
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Oh and before Prawn Star starts hurling abuse at me, I was joking with my
> earlier comment.
6 mins to late RBS i bet he is hatching a plan right at this very moment
> Oh and before Prawn Star starts hurling abuse at me, I was joking with my
> earlier comment.
6 mins to late RBS i bet he is hatching a plan right at this very moment
Oh and before Prawn Star starts hurling abuse at me, I was joking with my earlier comment.
RBS is a notable because every one respects him
no one knows you so go away
no one knows you so go away
Prawn Star wrote:
Hey tony? Why not have a Dringo resurection as it was
> so bitterly unfair that Dringo, even though he came second in votes should not
> qualify to be a notable. he is more than worthy as you can see here and
> although RBS is a great guy, [Dringo, he should have killed you ;)], Dringo
> really is more popular.
Gah, I'm not going to even bother insulting you, as you are only a mere Newbie and I am a mighty Notable. I'm better than you in every respect and you know it....
Hey tony? Why not have a Dringo resurection as it was
> so bitterly unfair that Dringo, even though he came second in votes should not
> qualify to be a notable. he is more than worthy as you can see here and
> although RBS is a great guy, [Dringo, he should have killed you ;)], Dringo
> really is more popular.
Gah, I'm not going to even bother insulting you, as you are only a mere Newbie and I am a mighty Notable. I'm better than you in every respect and you know it....
Dringo wrote:
And there will be a Series 2 beginning in the new year
> weather i'm in it or not is still to be seen.
I think you should put more people in series 2 cough*me*cough
And there will be a Series 2 beginning in the new year
> weather i'm in it or not is still to be seen.
I think you should put more people in series 2 cough*me*cough
RBS wasn't a notable when i wrote this...
Pity that you had to die Dringo. Well at least you got to say, and I got to see, Dringos End.
Hey tony? Why not have a Dringo resurection as it was so bitterly unfair that Dringo, even though he came second in votes should not qualify to be a notable. he is more than worthy as you can see here and although RBS is a great guy, [Dringo, he should have killed you ;)], Dringo really is more popular.
Hey tony? Why not have a Dringo resurection as it was so bitterly unfair that Dringo, even though he came second in votes should not qualify to be a notable. he is more than worthy as you can see here and although RBS is a great guy, [Dringo, he should have killed you ;)], Dringo really is more popular.
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