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"Down with MON and PETS!"

For no particular reason I have the urge to list the reason why I often end up bashing by PSone/TV/GBC/PC while playing games such as Pokemon [NOT pikmen, that is a great game on the GC], Digimon[for those of you who don't stump to my spurts of idioticy, the poor mans Pokemon], and Neopets.com.

10- You have to raise stupid little creatures with stupid names. Pikachu, Hairathumon, Garrrrrrrrrrl.
9- You have to put a riduclose smile on your face and be incredibly happy whenever you beat the game.
8- You have to be called something stupid. Ash, Tai and Hojirimaga.
7- Little kids hammer on about how wicked it is all day long.
6- It's main point is to go around pashing up other Mon's, when the game is aimed at children. Often scenes where your kid bashes up another kid because they've been playing on a game and he/she lost.
5- They ARE crap and have very little plan in thier follow ups.
4- have you seen the amount of half rate products they FORCE you to buy? I've spent at least £500 on Pokemon cards for my collection.
3- The mons are do stupid things and learn stupid attacks. Use Spin Round Attack!
2- They are brainwashing us.
1- As pointed out in ish. 40 something in N64, the Pokemon are going to exterminate us and their gang leader, Ashes Pikachu, wants to kill us.

Mystique wrote:
pokémon,nintardo and wwf are gay[.]

Maybe nintardo is gay but Nintendo isn't. And WWF gay? What a novelty! I mean it's amazing that someone thought that big, fat, ugly men graping each others undies and jumping on top of them is gay!

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Relly? so I was right all along you are gay. Hope for your sake that you're not
> a raving d**e.


You talking to me?

Gaming Boy wrote:
> Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Relly? so I was right all along you are gay. Hope for
> your sake that you're not
> a raving d**e.


You talking to me?

Yes of course I am, i'm calling you a raving d**e.

No cause not I was replying to Myst.

Good.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Relly? so I was right all along you are gay. Hope for your sake that you're not
> a raving d**e.


no i am not a d**e. you damn dirty thing you
why dont you go oil your baseball bat
ew

Mystique wrote:

no i am not a d**e. you damn
> dirty thing you
why dont you go oil your baseball bat
ew


Good idea.

Hmmmmmm so this is the down with pokemon topic..

Starlight wrote:
> Hmmmmmm so this is the down with pokemon topic..

You want to go down on a Pokemon?

Prawn Star wrote:
Neopets.com.

Hairathumon,

Hojirimaga.

Ok you don't like the pokemon idea but you know the names and similar type ideas/websites, hmmmmmm.

How do you get Pickachu on a bus?

You Pokemon!

hur hur hur I'm so funny.