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"I need me a cape."

Where the hell do I buy a Supergirl/man cape?

Everywhere I look I have to pay £30+ for the whole bloody costume! Can't a girl just buy a cape on it's own without having to buy the whole shbang anymore!?

Urgh.How.Rude.

*Insert witty reply using some form of 'ye olde' language here*

King Arthur's a fool if ever I spied one.
I shall cut out his liver and feed it to mine hounds.

Have at thee!

Slow down King Arthur.

And a beard and scraggly hair, obviously.
But that goes without saying.

And a wire hidden up my sleeve to silenty strangle the guards of the treasury.
And a tiny crossbow with poison-tipped arrows for sniping with my deadly aim.

Oh, and a hat with a feather in it to tip at the passing Ladies in the town and make them quesy with longing.
Yes.

And big clunky riding boots with straps and shiny bits.
And a black steed called shadow who's as swift as the swiftest of the swift.

And a dagger to throw at fleeing scoundrels.
And a phial of poision to slip into the drink of an unsuspecting plotter wishing to kill many a Lord with his devilish scheming.

Go get drunk.

Oohh, a cape.
I'd like one of those.

With a hood. And a bit that goes over my mouth.
Ooohh .... sneaky and suspicious with piercing eyes.

And a sword.
Yes, a sword at my hip to attract various wenches and sort out the riff-raff.

Then I'd like a flagon of ale at The King's Beard and pay in crowns and groats. And a big chunk of bread and cheese to go with it.

Put up your sword, beat down their weapons.
Indeed.