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With the election tomorrow I will do my first and only bit of campaigning.
Why I should be Notable:
It almost sounds like Goatable
I haven't registered under another name (or 2) before Nov 1st and voted for myself, because this is just for fun and not a desperate plea for respect. I already know I'm best and a gold name wouldn't really change that. Therefore I wouldn't lord it about thinking I was special, I already do.
I posted a 1 line topic yesterday that bulged into a 100+ reply, and all I put was "Sony smash Nintardo wiv stick". My topics are retarded, but amusing and get replies.
I'm not Dringo
Damn Dirty Monkey
And most importantly, I have done what most people here want to do. I have punched Jamie Oliver in the face.
I went to school with him (he was year below) and on a couple of occasions, slapped that stupid fat-tongued face.
Had I known what would follow, I would have done it more often and harder - but I still smacked that smug mockney mook a couple of times.
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And that's it.
Whatever the result tomorrow, may the best man win and remember - if you cheat to get votes, it's a hollow victory.
Why I should be Notable:
It almost sounds like Goatable
I haven't registered under another name (or 2) before Nov 1st and voted for myself, because this is just for fun and not a desperate plea for respect. I already know I'm best and a gold name wouldn't really change that. Therefore I wouldn't lord it about thinking I was special, I already do.
I posted a 1 line topic yesterday that bulged into a 100+ reply, and all I put was "Sony smash Nintardo wiv stick". My topics are retarded, but amusing and get replies.
I'm not Dringo
Damn Dirty Monkey
And most importantly, I have done what most people here want to do. I have punched Jamie Oliver in the face.
I went to school with him (he was year below) and on a couple of occasions, slapped that stupid fat-tongued face.
Had I known what would follow, I would have done it more often and harder - but I still smacked that smug mockney mook a couple of times.
---
And that's it.
Whatever the result tomorrow, may the best man win and remember - if you cheat to get votes, it's a hollow victory.
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I see they haven't pis*ed all over your name yet.
His parents still live and own the pub last time I went there to do some ad copy for them (although that was..er...4 years ago).
And Newport was an awful,awful school.
All boys until the year after I left....damn.
Teachers with those black-flat hats and capes.
We had old-school (geddit!) lessons like Latin, Geology etc etc.
I don't recommend single-sex schools, way too many hormones and no girls to expend them on, so you turn to fighting.
Which is not good if you're a skinny little runt like I used to be, you got pounded a lot.
But, on the bright side, I slapped Pukka-Tukka boy.
So it was almost worth it.
And Newport was an awful,awful school.
All boys until the year after I left....damn.
Teachers with those black-flat hats and capes.
We had old-school (geddit!) lessons like Latin, Geology etc etc.
I don't recommend single-sex schools, way too many hormones and no girls to expend them on, so you turn to fighting.
Which is not good if you're a skinny little runt like I used to be, you got pounded a lot.
But, on the bright side, I slapped Pukka-Tukka boy.
So it was almost worth it.
I was in Newport the other day.
Yes, I'm afraid I did wallop Oliver a couple of times at school.
But in my defence, I was only 13. Well, then I was 14. And once when I was 15.
But he was really, really annoying and smug and lorded it about.
I was a kidd, what can I say?
And go on, tell me you wouldn't do, if you knew the worst thing that could happen was detention.
And knowing what he turned into after school, I'm glad I did it.
I can't wait for time travel to become legal and widely available, I know where I'm headed 1st.
Right back to Newport Grammar School, 1987.
"Hey Oliver"
I SMASH YOU WIV FIST
I SMASH YOU WIV FIST
Damn Dirty Mockney Chef.
But in my defence, I was only 13. Well, then I was 14. And once when I was 15.
But he was really, really annoying and smug and lorded it about.
I was a kidd, what can I say?
And go on, tell me you wouldn't do, if you knew the worst thing that could happen was detention.
And knowing what he turned into after school, I'm glad I did it.
I can't wait for time travel to become legal and widely available, I know where I'm headed 1st.
Right back to Newport Grammar School, 1987.
"Hey Oliver"
I SMASH YOU WIV FIST
I SMASH YOU WIV FIST
Damn Dirty Mockney Chef.
vote the goat
cathy but i still vote DRINGO
cathy but i still vote DRINGO
Yey! Finally I get online. My car lost all sense of having any lights today, just at the point where that damn sun went down and I needed them most. So there's me, standing outside in the cold and stratching my head, pulling fuses out of the fusebox and slotting others in. I had to call my dad out in the end (he's a mechanic) and we eventually got down to some Sherlock like puzzling and figured it out.
What this means is that I finally get to vote at around 11pm, and with Goatboy providing most of the entertainment around here these days, I think I know who my vote is going to.
It's Dring.....d'oh!
What this means is that I finally get to vote at around 11pm, and with Goatboy providing most of the entertainment around here these days, I think I know who my vote is going to.
It's Dring.....d'oh!
1hr 34 min til i vote
Your Honour wrote:
> But as the man is such a tool (Oliver, not the Goat - obviously)
Oh, I dunno...
Every tool has it's use!
> But as the man is such a tool (Oliver, not the Goat - obviously)
Oh, I dunno...
Every tool has it's use!
Tony wrote:
> Hey, man - judge person. I knew the goat when he really was a boy and I all I
> can say is he was great. It's totally our of character judge man, for him to
> hit anybody, he just wouldn't do it. He strokes cats and talks to ducks.
So
> go easy on him man, nice judge person. Don't send him down or he'll never make
> it. He's too nice.
He couldn't have hit Jamie Oliver, or hooved him, or
> butted him. 'sjust impossible. That's what I wanted to say. I vouch for his
> kindness and gentility.
After having looked into the evidence thoroughly, I conclude that Goaty did, indeed, hit Jamie "Pukka tucker" Oliver.
But as the man is such a tool (Oliver, not the Goat - obviously), his guilt is unfounded, and this man should be praised as a hero.
I have spoken. Make it so.
> Hey, man - judge person. I knew the goat when he really was a boy and I all I
> can say is he was great. It's totally our of character judge man, for him to
> hit anybody, he just wouldn't do it. He strokes cats and talks to ducks.
So
> go easy on him man, nice judge person. Don't send him down or he'll never make
> it. He's too nice.
He couldn't have hit Jamie Oliver, or hooved him, or
> butted him. 'sjust impossible. That's what I wanted to say. I vouch for his
> kindness and gentility.
After having looked into the evidence thoroughly, I conclude that Goaty did, indeed, hit Jamie "Pukka tucker" Oliver.
But as the man is such a tool (Oliver, not the Goat - obviously), his guilt is unfounded, and this man should be praised as a hero.
I have spoken. Make it so.
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