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"Where is everyone?"

Its half two Sunday morning! I've just finished work and I'm bored!

I expected the forums to be thriving, but no.

C'mon you lightweights! Get your lazy, collective anus out of bed and provide me with entertainment.

*What's that? Oh.*

Apparently text has trouble waking people up.

*Even if I type in capitals? I see.*

Ah well. Until later today then.

Do all English people practise inbreeding?? I thought it was just Game too............

Yeah, usually. It brings families closer together and before long they're interacting in ways they never would have imagined....


Ok, this is heading down an unhealthy path, I think a change of topic may be in order!?!

A whole family at once eh?

Doesn't that cause some friction within the family? And I bet it's nearly always the fathers idea...

We do "Group sessions" of up to 4 on weekdays. Standard prices on Saturdays (you still get student discount) and Sunday we do a "Family deal" of up to 6. They're a bit fruity and incestuous, but we get a surprising number of bookings each week.

Cool!

What about a group discount?

Can you cater for a lot of us at once?

25% off if you've got student ID, you still have to be over 18 though, if any of you yuong students were getting any bright ideas.

Sorry mate, but everyone would have found out sooner or later anyway.

Also, can you send me a price list please? Do you do student discount?

YH, I told you about my job in strict (no pun intended) confidence. Damn you and your filthy un-trustworthy nature.
I think this warants a number of pointless "hate" topics littering these forums!

Yep,very good.

Neo-Genetic wrote:
> Hah!
I don't do mine.

You've got a good future then. {:)