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"Your Hand Pocket Guide To Spammers"

Dear FOGers, you may have noticed a bit of spamming floating round like a dogs fart on a Monday morning. Like most of you know I used to belong to the very large population of what we call ‘Spammers’ under a name Spider II.
So I suppose you could say I’ve got the inside track when it comes to Spammers and there ways.
This is your guide, on how to deal with Spammers. Listen to it and do not abuse, this hopefully we’ll be are solution to finally get rid of these Spammers. So here it is…

Whatever you do, do not reply to spamming topics. Spammers thrive off of attention, and love it when an argument arouses, especially when it is about them. So therefore, do not reply to Spamming topics.

If for some insane reason you find yourself arguing with a Spammer do not lose your rag. Show that you’re higher in the food chain than they are and out smart them in every way you can. A perfect example of this is with are dear newbie Firebalt arguing with a very much-hated Spammer, FFF. The Spammer, like all Spammers was shouting his mouth off “Blah, Blah this, blah, blah that.” Firebalt took it well though and replied with witty remarks saying that an argument is the least on his mind. What’s weird about this argument though, is that is was a Newbie telling a Regular not to Spam! It just shows to all you Newbies, you can have respect but you need to earn it.

Whenever you talk to a Spammer try to advise them on what to do in a polite way using such phrases as more respect etc. This way the Spammer will be gob smacked that you didn’t loose your temper and that you didn’t shout back. And hopefully learn.

This concludes are Guide of Spammers. If any Spammer pulls out a new weapon that we cannot handle I shall be sure to let you know and provide you with a solution.

Thanks for reading. JaCee

I'm tired

'POP'

*Good God!!! My secret is out, quick Bernard, To the Jas-Mobile*

JaCeeUK wrote:
> Please call me JaCee... I find people calling me Spider very offending...

Mental Note: Call Jason Spider.

Spammers beware, your in for a scare...
A fat man addicted to spam

No I find it offending saying that

Please call me JaCee... I find people calling me Spider very offending...

*laughs to himself as Spider corrected the sentence but was still wrong*

Well if you didn't get it your thicker than I thought.

No offence, just in bad mood.

JaCeeUK wrote:
> Its moments like this that bring a ear to my eye, damn them onions!

LOL! Ear to my eye...

Its moments like this that bring a ear to my eye, damn them onions!