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"There goes my dignity"

Pointless story of my life: no.264

I went down the town centre to do some things:

1) Check my shifts
2) Buy stamp and post final UCAS thing
3) Return t-shirts

1) Next week's shifts not up yet WOO
2) Bloody post office... exact change of 27p.... yeah great... so I got a 2nd class one with my 20p... sorry MWA no stamp for you yet. I couldn't be bothered walking back to a shop to get change and the post office was packed

And 3

I was going to return the t-shirts and get some jeans, which I did. But the Men's fitting room was closed and I need to try jeans on because I always get wrong size (like the t-shirts). I had to walk all the way over to the woman's bit and walk into the fitting room. Then like millions of other people waiting to get into a cubicle all looked at me:

" Errr the mens is emmm closed "

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Bah... and then I'm sure they were all looking at me through the revealing room

Then I come home and my friend has phonned while I'm out

So I phone him back

" Alan? "
" No... Alan's not here, this is his dad "
" Alan... you do this every time, it's really boring "
" What? "
" This fecking stupid act you put on "
" Craig? "
" Yes? "
" This is Alan's dad... really. He's out doing his Geography work "
" .........oh "
" *laughters "
" Very sorry etc "

Bah humbug

I was waiting for someone to prove me wrong anyway. Mainly because I didn't actually read SHEEPY's post.

He said "there it goes" so that could mean it ran away, or it dropped off a cliff.
So you're both right and froots am the winner

*realises something*


AHA... memorandum, i hate to say it* but your wrong... I said that he'd lost it and your agreed with me**... but noooooo, read his post again and you'll see he never said he lost it. WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO



* I actually really wanted to prove you wrong
** I was also wrong but who gives a damn.. I'm always getting things wrong

No...

*whispers from backstage*


And once again i'm wrong

Yes, he lost it, then it fell off a cliff, and I caught it before it hit the bottom and died.

Isn't that obvious?

He said he lost it... not that it ran away, duh

*Catches SHEEPY's dignity*

*Cackles insanely*

gerrid like phone

Doesn't everyone?
Stupid phone.

The last one was amusing...I hate using the phone.