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"There goes my dignity"

Pointless story of my life: no.264

I went down the town centre to do some things:

1) Check my shifts
2) Buy stamp and post final UCAS thing
3) Return t-shirts

1) Next week's shifts not up yet WOO
2) Bloody post office... exact change of 27p.... yeah great... so I got a 2nd class one with my 20p... sorry MWA no stamp for you yet. I couldn't be bothered walking back to a shop to get change and the post office was packed

And 3

I was going to return the t-shirts and get some jeans, which I did. But the Men's fitting room was closed and I need to try jeans on because I always get wrong size (like the t-shirts). I had to walk all the way over to the woman's bit and walk into the fitting room. Then like millions of other people waiting to get into a cubicle all looked at me:

" Errr the mens is emmm closed "

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Bah... and then I'm sure they were all looking at me through the revealing room

Then I come home and my friend has phonned while I'm out

So I phone him back

" Alan? "
" No... Alan's not here, this is his dad "
" Alan... you do this every time, it's really boring "
" What? "
" This fecking stupid act you put on "
" Craig? "
" Yes? "
" This is Alan's dad... really. He's out doing his Geography work "
" .........oh "
" *laughters "
" Very sorry etc "

Bah humbug

No but I know someone who is.

Sick freak.

Anyway, tell you sis I said 'Hey'

;oD

I'll kill my Sis, then she'll be safe.

Unless you're a necrophiliac...

I kill *you*

I kill you.

Im jealous of SHEEPY, he's ramming your sis.

Sheepo, no worries about the stamp, it's kind of you enough already.

Maybe this RAM will make my sister stop asking me to play Phantasy Star Online Trial Demo in here. She doesn't play it, she just uses it as a virtual chatroom. Running round going "ASL?!?" - "ENGLAND?!?"

Manta wrote:
> sorry wot r we talking about i coudnt b bothered to read the post
> becos im a n00b that doesnt know when to shut up


Read the post... It doesnt take that long

It's about how much we love you.

As you said .....

sorry wot r we talking about i havent read wot this forum is about

Memorandum wrote:
> I was waiting for someone to prove me wrong anyway. Mainly because I
> didn't actually read SHEEPY's post.


lies