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"Risking my life..."

I'm gonna try and sort out the fan on my PC. It just continuously makes a grinding noise like a loud cricket!

Sticking a pencil into the back of the PC does nothing, not does hitting it!

I'm gonna take it to bits and sort it out!

So if I die, goodbye...

North East

And I found out all the other speed up things now...

NE?

maddmun wrote:

> Go to Control Panel, accessibility options, mouse, and switch on mouse
> keys, you can use the numpad as a mouse, 4 = left, 6 = right, etc.
> It's SO much easier.

Sod that!

How slow does it want to be?

And 8 isn't up. If you hold your mouse dodgy like I do then it goes whatever up is calibated like on the mouse!

Up for me is NE!

phi11ip wrote:
> Now I forgot to put the mouse in so I've had to get here just by using
> my keyboard. You try posting a new message in here just by using your
> keyboard to select the links!

Go to Control Panel, accessibility options, mouse, and switch on mouse keys, you can use the numpad as a mouse, 4 = left, 6 = right, etc. It's SO much easier.

phillips don't die like that. I would of thought you were going to die in a construsctive way. That is the phillip way!

phi11ip wrote:
> I knew I was doing something wrong.
>
> I too it to bits and stuck a pen in there and it works fine now!
>
> Just, when I turned it on...
>
> DOS cannot detect a keyboard:
>
> Press F1 to continue
> Press F2 to quit
>
> Stupid thing!
>
> Now I forgot to put the mouse in so I've had to get here just by using
> my keyboard. You try posting a new message in here just by using your
> keyboard to select the links!
>
> Takes aaaaaaggggges to get there!
>
> Now, I'm gonna restart and the noise has returned...
>
> I think I may need a new fan..
>
> Dammit, I keep trying to use my mouse!
>
> Tab Tab Tab Enter

Once my mouse buggered up and I had to use the keyboard to get to a technical support forum. Was damn funny.

If I ever plug something in when the computer is on it uninstalls my broadband :(

Sodding BT :|

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> gerrid wrote:
> Sounds like trouser snake country.
>
> Who wears short shorts?

Nobody :D

And I'm no child, OLD MAN!

*Runs and kicks FFF in shins, takes his walking stick and runs away*

:D

About three and a half.
I wear short shorts.

I knew I was doing something wrong.

I too it to bits and stuck a pen in there and it works fine now!

Just, when I turned it on...

DOS cannot detect a keyboard:

Press F1 to continue
Press F2 to quit

Stupid thing!

Now I forgot to put the mouse in so I've had to get here just by using my keyboard. You try posting a new message in here just by using your keyboard to select the links!

Takes aaaaaaggggges to get there!

Now, I'm gonna restart and the noise has returned...

I think I may need a new fan..

Dammit, I keep trying to use my mouse!

Tab Tab Tab Enter

Noobst@r wrote:
>
> Anyway, what the hell does blades have to do with lemon!? :|

More than you can ever comprehend, my child.