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At the moment I'd like to smack the_aoe_onslaught.
You?
> Cubist, Parr is 6 foot 1 and well built, he would knock you out cold
> mate!
Pfft I'm about 6 foot too and he'd probably post a thread about it. "Cubist hit me, maybe I should kill myself? Or maybe I should go live in a council house?" Seriously he doesn't sound like a hard azz.
> Glad to see I'm popular. And I could have you all.
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Except me. In fact, I doubt if there's even a handful of people here who could have me. Don't know any of you personally, but if you're under 16, you have no chance. If you're a nerd, you have no chance. If you don't work out, you have no chance.
And I'm actually really soft. Just proves how soft people are on the internet ;)
> Did he ever even read the Dave Pelzer
> books?
Indeed... Them books (expecially the first one) make parrs situation seem not bad at all.
Good enough reasoning?
> Glad to see I'm popular. And I could have you all.
I was gonna punch ya.
Then I remembered that heart-felt apology all those years ago .... and coudn't bring myself to do it.
You've got a silky caramel inside, I know it.
> Well, I'd punch FinalFantasyFanatic for punching me and...
>
> Stryke. :D
I knew you'd put up a fight : P
And DC ... you better run.
*Eats lemon*
*Runs*