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The user profiles in Upwire are getting boring - I'm running out of interesting people to do. So I suggest this - a fight forum, where I pit two UKchatforums user against each other in a battle of epic proportion and comedy, ending in hilarious results. What do you think?

Eew, I want to be nowhere near er-no's ring...

i want to be in a fight some time.

This will certainly be interesting... *strokes white cat*

Always wondered what you would be like at writing stories.

I'm thinking tag team matches, SR Towers rooftop battles, an oiled up Grix 'facing er-no in the ring'. It's going to be great.

I have become comfortably numb.

Hmm.. so we have no input whatsoever.

Grix Thraves vs Ant

hehehe...

What a topsy-turvy world it would be if we all thought that our ancestors were monkeys...

I myself know that at least one of my ancestors wasnt.

Rather than do it in the forums and have monkeys like you lot ruin them all, I'll write them in the Upwire e-mails. if you want to read them, you'll just have to subscribe at http://Upwire.com.

First rule of marketing - be devious.

All nude female and Grix mud wrestling championships.

As an alternative... why not have all nude, all female mud wrestling championships??

I'm a level 12 spammer, I've just mastered "Making unoriginal topics", and "Asking why I haven't won". I'm now learning "Why hasn't my game been delivered yet?" and "I'm sorry I copied, I was desperate to win."