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Do you wish you were a monkey?
Do you ever wonder how compatible you are with that special; monkey?
Then why don’t you take the monkey lover test simple answer the questions and you will be given your rate of chance of scoring with a monkey
http://www.alandmonkey.co.uk/questionnaire/
POST YOUR RESULTS HERE!
You know you want to you monkey lover
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/paul.whiston
It's a game I made that I've been trying to plug all day. FantasyMeister said there was a bug, but it never happened on my PC.
but worth a re visit any day
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I rule.
bum.
On a similar note...
http://www.gimpchimp.com/swf/turretaphone1.0a.swf
Warning - adult language.
I feel used
You've completed the Monkeylover Quiz!
Your answers suggest that you are a creature called a freur from the planet Radion in the Twin Tub Nebula. Although you look a lot like a monkey, your chances of getting off with anyone, monkey or human, are slim as freurs perpetually emit a disgusting smell similar to rotting parsnips.
hmmmm
You are clearly a chimp and probably rather a sexy one. Chance of getting off with a monkey: 98.9%. Chance of getting off with a human: 53%.
Hmm warra pile of poop that quiz is, you click on the human things and it says your a small vole, then you click on all the monkey things and it says the above. Hmmmmmmm well I didn't lie about one of them, when I want to relax I always pick knits out of my lovers hair and eat them.
It appears from your answers that you are some kind of small vole. Chances of getting off with either human or monkey: 0.02%.
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I didn't even choose any of the damn 'hole related' options!
Ah well. Anyone know any popular vole nightclubs?