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"Worlds Worst Joke Thread"

Here is a thread for all those bad jokes. All those jokes that make you go uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. LEts see who has the joke that makes you go Uhhhhhh with the most "h"s :p

Lets start off with-

What type of animal do you use in a gun?

a Hare trigger.

*booooo*

YAY!


DW and his fanta


YAY!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

maddmun wrote:
> Mr. Tribbers wrote:
> Top Score.
>
> HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>
> BEST JOKE EVER.

Yes, Yes it is.

For my encore...

Updated

Foreman wrote:
> Osama lives in a cave where there is no electricity, meaning he
> wouldn't keep them next to his CD player.

OI! You stole my joke. You know, when I'm in a hyper mood, after drinking all that Fanta, and I erm, tell the jokes...

Anyhoo...another one of my, erm, hyper jokes.

Knock knock...

Who's there..?

Ping...

Ping who..?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH! PINGU! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! WHOOOOO! HAAHHAHAHAHAHH!

I shall leave now.

*Leaves*

Mr. Tribbers wrote:
> Top Score.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

BEST JOKE EVER.

Azul wrote:
> maddmun wrote:
> A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
>
> I liked that.
> :-D

There was this poet at a poetry convention once (duh!), and he was actually really funny. He pulled off a few dyslexic jokes, including:

"I knew a dyslexic farmer once, he got sent to jail for shooting a peasent"

Top Score.

Pliskin wrote:
> How do you know he lives in a cave, have you ever seen a picture of
> him?


Well, where else is he?

How do you know he lives in a cave, have you ever seen a picture of him?

No. Didn't think so.

*Osama-Nice work kid, hands over £20*

maddmun wrote:
> A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I liked that.
:-D