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The Major who was found guilty of cheating on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' has just committed suicide!
ITV have said that they will pay for the funeral but not for the coffin.
ITV have said that they will pay for the funeral but not for the coffin.
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I'm glad i'm not stupid enough to do what you did... I don't tell jokes unless i get em, thats just pointless, anyway i got another one.
There's this guy who lives in a mansion, and he goes to the pub, comes back and his mansion is on fire, and he sees a goblin running away.
He didn't have any insurance on the mansion, so he had to go live in a house. He went to the pub, came back and his house was on fire, and again he saw a goblin running away.
He didn't have any insurance on the house so he had to live in a cardboard box. He went to the pub and he came back to find his box on fire, and again he saw the goblin runnning away, so he rann after the goblin, caught it and shouted, "HAVE YOU BEEN BURNIN' DOWN ALL MY HOUSES?!"
So the goblin said,"no"
There's this guy who lives in a mansion, and he goes to the pub, comes back and his mansion is on fire, and he sees a goblin running away.
He didn't have any insurance on the mansion, so he had to go live in a house. He went to the pub, came back and his house was on fire, and again he saw a goblin running away.
He didn't have any insurance on the house so he had to live in a cardboard box. He went to the pub and he came back to find his box on fire, and again he saw the goblin runnning away, so he rann after the goblin, caught it and shouted, "HAVE YOU BEEN BURNIN' DOWN ALL MY HOUSES?!"
So the goblin said,"no"
I didn't get this when I first read it for some strange reason...
Then the day I read it, that night when I was having dinner I told my little Sister and Dad this joke to see if they could fill me in.
They burst out with laughter.
And I was like "Huh?"
And then they called me a spaz for not getting it. But then I did get it, so it's all ok.
:-S
Then the day I read it, that night when I was having dinner I told my little Sister and Dad this joke to see if they could fill me in.
They burst out with laughter.
And I was like "Huh?"
And then they called me a spaz for not getting it. But then I did get it, so it's all ok.
:-S
..*sigh*
There's nothing to figure out though....
Heh, about to go downstairs and try that on someone.
:-D
Heh, about to go downstairs and try that on someone.
:-D
That took me a whole minute to figure out.
*hangs head in shame*
*hangs head in shame*
yer it is
Meka Dragon wrote:
> The Major who was found guilty of cheating on 'Who Wants To Be A
> Millionaire?' has just committed suicide!
>
> ITV have said that they will pay for the funeral but not for the
> coffin.
That's quite a good joke.
> The Major who was found guilty of cheating on 'Who Wants To Be A
> Millionaire?' has just committed suicide!
>
> ITV have said that they will pay for the funeral but not for the
> coffin.
That's quite a good joke.
monkey_man wrote:
> Ha, that was rally good
He "rally good", what ho!
> Ha, that was rally good
He "rally good", what ho!
Ha, that was rally good...but you'd feel bad if he did now because of a stupid circular email!
Also, you should have got the line "Sorry, it just crypt upon me" in there, for maximum effect.
Also, you should have got the line "Sorry, it just crypt upon me" in there, for maximum effect.
Edgy wrote:
> For a minute there, I almost believed it!
>
>
So did I when I received the email. :o)
> For a minute there, I almost believed it!
>
>
So did I when I received the email. :o)
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