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How old were you when you:

1) First got drunk
2) First smoked a cigarette
3) First smoked a joint
4) First got kissed
5) First had sex

SHEEPY wrote:
> How old were you when you:
>
> 1) First got drunk - 15 I think.
> 2) First smoked a cigarette - Never and proud of it.
> 3) First smoked a joint - I did some sort of thing related to it at 17.
> 4) First got kissed - 12 I think.

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> 4) First got kissed - 8

I presume thats what you're talking about, Mark.

Memorandum wrote:
> Aged 8 eh? Most boys "hate" girls at that age, was it a boy
> you kissed?

Not in Essex...

You didn't kiss a boy in Essex??

I don't understand.

So you *didn't* kiss a boy in Essesx?
The rumours aren't true then.

How old were you when you:

1) First got drunk – Around 14, I think.

2) First smoked a cigarette – 15, haven’t done it since...I see it as an expensive way to kill yourself.

3) First smoked a joint – Not done this one.

4) First got kissed – 13, that was my first “proper” kiss.

5) First had sex - *starts whistling the Lone Ranger theme tune*

Memorandum wrote:
> You didn't kiss a boy in Essex??
>
> I don't understand.

That's because you're a idiot.

True...true.....

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Memorandum wrote:
> You didn't kiss a boy in Essex??
>
> I don't understand.
>
> That's because you're a idiot.

I see. I'll have to get a doctor onto this 'idiot' problem of mine. Can you recommend one?

*Puts up hand*


*Realises doesnt know ansaw*



*Puts down hand*



*looks sad*