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"No GAD prize for me? What did I do?"

I went to bed late last night, I mean really late. Only one think raced through my mind…did I win? Did I win? Did I win? It sounds like an obsession…no I didn’t win. I woke up in the morning, got me some breakfast, okay enough singing now. Anyway, I woke up in a happy mood, thinking I did win though. Everyday, I feel guilty e-mailing Special Reserve when the rules tell me not to. Even though it’s not regarding any complaints about me losing, but I still feel guilty disturbing them so many times. I just read the latest GAD winner for every GAD prize. My wish one day (like many others here) is to win on every single GAD Prize there is; film, discussion, game reviews; everything. I know, I know, it sounds greedy and selfish…but it’s true and besides, many of you feel the same way, I am sure.
This is not a complaint, but actually a topic to let out my steam for not winning. I don’t smoke, so I am doing this instead. Here it goes…AAAAAHHHHH! There, I feel a lot better now. No, no I don’t. Oh man…I feel much worse. Oh well...

I recently went through many users info, finding someone who has been here near enough the same amount of time I have. I found one (not mentioning any names). NO! NO! I'm not going to mention names, you can forget it, its wrong. No! Oh okay, if you insist...actually, forget about it. (Humour...sir) Anyway, that particular person has one twice and has only done around 29 reviews, mo cheats and not posts in the forums. Well, in fact that is very good. I mean he/she has been here a little longer than me. 29 reviews, I guess that’s reasonable enough, don’t you? I wish that person all the best. Regarding myself, just look at my info. Go on…click the on my ‘stats’ link. Don’t worry it wont bite, lol. You see that, you see that! It says…what the heck does it say anyway? Oh yeah, it says that I have been here of for almost 40 wonderful, wonderful days now. No wait, scratch the second wonderful, it hasn’t been that great. I didn’t win. It also says, that I have won a GAD prize, which I am most greatful for SR, thank you. It shows that I have made almost 14,000 words to become a regular on the site which I am not yet, and shows that I have submitted cheats and even hints. Now tell me one thing, pleeeaaaaase. What is wrong with my reviews? Is it my loyalty to Special Reserve, for being so polite to them whenever e-mails are sent? Is that the reason I don’t win? Because it seems that I am being too polite because I want to win? Well…I am a polite person and I just can’t help it ooooweee...I'm so excited oh no no no no! LOL - Yeah, no is the right answer isn’t it? HAHA! Enough singing now, lol. I am polite because I want to be polite, not because I am expecting miracles and 100 prizes or something. I personally think that most of my reviews are great. Coming back to that person who one twice and like me has been here for around 40 days now…he/she has some good reviews. Yes…I read them…I read them aaaalllll. But what about me, what about my reviews? The magazines like them, and they are the people who specialise in this stuff.

UKchatforums.com: 80 posts, 13103 words.
UKcheats.com: 5 cheats, 1 hints.
UKreviews.com: 26 reviews.

See that…that’s all my stats. Just look at how beautiful it looks. Yeah right, HAHA! Beautiful? WOW! Do I speak a lot for stats or what!

Anyway, hopefully when I sleep tonight, I can sleep in peace, now that I know that I lost. Atleast it’s reinsuring to know something I waited for day, after day…after day.

Sometimes I feel that I only won on my Burnout review as a welcoming to the company as a new user by the people responsible for reading reviews (no offence directed to anyone at SR whatsoever)

I am not expecting to win this one, but if I did, I would feel the same way, as if I only one because of my sadness of not winning. Nevertheless, I would appreciate winning more than anything in the world…besides good health and happiness of course. But winning leads to happiness, don't you agree?

Thanks for stopping by everyone and the best of luck to all of you as well.

Son Of Liberty

Sodding Idiot wrote:
> Son of Liberty, a question for you, Sir:

Did you really Laugh Out Loud for
> each time you wrote "lol"?

>If so, you must laugh constantly....

That's a very intuitive question.

Is it intuitive? Is that how you spell it? Ah, bollards.

You come here and in 38 days you think you can win? GAH !

It took me 50days mate, but it will come, just stick hard at it.

When you win your first GAD its pure magic

Because I'm me, and when I talk, you bow down and worship.

:D

Bollards wrote:
> Grix Thraves wrote:
That's somehow
> comforting. Thanks.


Ah, but how
> many of your jokes have I seen?

How's the C going?


Shhhhh.



OI!

Why are you butting into my conversation!?

Eh?

Bollards wrote:
How's the C going?


I wrote a program the other day in uni which plotted the graph of a very difficult mathematical function.

Grix Thraves wrote:
That's somehow
> comforting. Thanks.


Ah, but how many of your jokes have I seen?

How's the C going?


Shhhhh.

Maybe, just maybe it was a hint at the first sign of a ransom by me. I was sick fed up of him acting like a dog and peeing on the lamp-post outside my house.

Do remember, I know your name, and know where you live.

:D

Sodding Idiot wrote:

"I get your jokes."

That's somehow comforting. Thanks.

Bonus wrote:

"I'll send him back for a tenner, he's beginning to annoy me a bit."

No, he's in Spain... well, he says he's in Spain.

I got a postcard from him. It had a picture of Spain on the front, and he wrote "I'm in Spain."

He's probably in America.

Anyway, he said he's sending me a package, should arrive in a few days. That was on monday, and I'm still waiting.

Perhaps it will turn up tommorrow. He might have even got me a Gamecube from America... that would be cool.

What are you complaining for you fag, I've been here over 600 days and won once, and I don't even know what it was for and I haven't even claimed a game!

So SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE!