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PS2 MAN!
OHHHHOOOWWWW.
LLLAAADDDAAAADDAAADADA
DA DA DAAAA
LA DA DA DA LA DA DA DA LA DA DA DAAA.
I was gunna buy any ol’ game
When I got ma PS2
Was gunna go out an’ by any game
But then I saw ma SR mag
LAA DAA DAA DA.
It was advertisin’
METAL GEAR SOLID 2
An’ I know why
Why man?
‘cos it’ll rock, b’cos it’ll rock, because it’ll roooccckk.
LA DA DA DA DA DA DA.
I was gunna buy a DVD
Before I saw SUMMONER
I could’ve sat down an’ watched it effortlessly
But I bought SUMMONER.
I still have no DVD’s
An’ I know why.
WHY MAN?
B’cos I got SUMMONER
B’cos I got SUMMONER
B’cos I got SUMMONER
LA DA DA DA DADA DA
Momma asked me what I wanted for x-mas.
An’ I said some gaaammmeeesss
She said which ones?
But I didn’t know
Now I know, an’ I’ll tell you why.
Why man?
‘Cos I got the SR mag through the door
Yes, through the door
Through the doooorr
LA DA DA DA DA DA.
x-mas soon arrived
There were lots of presents.
SANTA was 1-0 up
B’cos there were presents.
When I opened them up I was ecstatic.
WHY MAN?
YEEHHEE
BECAUSE I GOT REDFACTION,
B’COS I GOT G T 3,
B’COS I GOT ONIMUSHA.
LA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAA.
> Again, everyone jumps on a newbie and beats the living pap out of him. Cut some
> slack, baby! * Fonz noise*
Surely if this was written by a regular or a noteable, we would have ripped it from them also. It's not the fact that he is new, it's the fact that his song is completely pants.
Now you know that Meka will post a couple now.
Bewarned, it has begun.