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"Worst songs ever...part 1"

What are the worst tracks ever penned?

I'll start...

that dance track that goes "down down down down down...."
"Pale girl in a, blue room with a...."
" *insert Leo Sayer lyrics here* "

You should go into showbusiness, Slave.

Heh heh.

I was thinking along the lines of

Look at the craw, the mighty craw...

(in a more dramatic bond-esque themetune kinda way)

Craw wrote:
> Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Mr Blobby by *drum roll please* Mr Blobby

*sighs* I
> wish I could have a number one song singing about myself...

Oh, but you could!

My name's Craw (N-tsch, N-tsch (sound of techno drums))
I'm a double-hard barsteward (N-tsch, N-tsch)
Mess with me (N-tsch, N-tsch)
and I'll saw your legs off (N-tsch, N-tsch)

It's a No. 1 for sure!

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Mr Blobby by *drum roll please* Mr Blobby

*sighs* I wish I could have a number one song singing about myself...

Mr Blobby by *drum roll please* Mr Blobby

Anything by Bjork

Anything by Cradle of Filth

That crappy old tune Doop anyone remember that? doop doop doop doop doop and that was pretty much how the whole song went.

Tyla wrote:
> It's getting too scary in here!!...

>Sam Fox - Touch Me (*yes please!!*)

Another mate of mine co-wrote and produced her album! He goes very quiet when I bring him up now...

And he did Betty Boo. She was quite bad too.

It's getting too scary in here!!...

Big Fun - Balme it on the Boogie
Sinita - GTO
Sam Fox - Touch Me (*yes please!!*)

Slaveunit wrote:
> Timmy Mallet - Itsy bitsy..

Heh heh my mate saw him on holiday in Spain somewhere and he spent the whole time off his face going on about 'the good ol days'...

Timmy Mallet - Itsy bitsy..

Suddenly - Angry Anderson

God there are so many...

Craw wrote:

>justified and ancient by m=people

> That was KLF wasn't it?

It might be, but M-People did a similar named track that was far worse. Perhaps thats not what it was called, but it was definately a lyric (i think)