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I was listening to Badly Drawn Boy the other day when Tony Blair came into the room and said, "Gerrid of that Black Glove you're wearing."
I carried on eating my chocolate-chip cooky and said, "Er-no."
He looked at me like a Drunk Cow and stormed off like a Psyco Fox, walking Sdrawkcab though the door.
Shocked by his strange behaviour I wrote myself a Memorandum that I should set my Firey Salamander on him when I get the chance as he had managed to mess up my MoJoJoJo by being stupid.
Still feeling pretty Edgy I walked to the door, my mind was a Blank. I grabbed a piece of Garlic Bread and ate it as I walked towards the kitchen to get my Microchips from within the microwave.
This maddmun was playing his steel drums in the hallway and I began to Jive to the beats. I began to Tiltawhirl around in circles until I started to feel dizzy. I just kept seeing all these Whitestripes all around the place. I decided to lie down.
Suddenly I got a call from Der Nazi leader. He said that there was a Silent Assassin Sniper (combo!) out to get me. I was scared and I ran into the garden and climbed a tree like a monkey_man to try and hide.
The Starlight was just enough to allow me to see where I was going although I did run into a branch, which dazzled and confused me. I thought I saw a Goatboy and a Tóm but I guessed it must have been from the Stryke to the head I just received.
Out of the blue a monkey_with_attitude jumped at me, it was an ugly little thing with three BEARDS. Following him appeared a very Miserableman. I asked him what was up but he just told me that his wife had chucked him out for being terrible in bed. According to her he was a Captain Misfire.
I waled off into the night and decided to eat one of the froots that were growing on the tree next to me.
I died.
I carried on eating my chocolate-chip cooky and said, "Er-no."
He looked at me like a Drunk Cow and stormed off like a Psyco Fox, walking Sdrawkcab though the door.
Shocked by his strange behaviour I wrote myself a Memorandum that I should set my Firey Salamander on him when I get the chance as he had managed to mess up my MoJoJoJo by being stupid.
Still feeling pretty Edgy I walked to the door, my mind was a Blank. I grabbed a piece of Garlic Bread and ate it as I walked towards the kitchen to get my Microchips from within the microwave.
This maddmun was playing his steel drums in the hallway and I began to Jive to the beats. I began to Tiltawhirl around in circles until I started to feel dizzy. I just kept seeing all these Whitestripes all around the place. I decided to lie down.
Suddenly I got a call from Der Nazi leader. He said that there was a Silent Assassin Sniper (combo!) out to get me. I was scared and I ran into the garden and climbed a tree like a monkey_man to try and hide.
The Starlight was just enough to allow me to see where I was going although I did run into a branch, which dazzled and confused me. I thought I saw a Goatboy and a Tóm but I guessed it must have been from the Stryke to the head I just received.
Out of the blue a monkey_with_attitude jumped at me, it was an ugly little thing with three BEARDS. Following him appeared a very Miserableman. I asked him what was up but he just told me that his wife had chucked him out for being terrible in bed. According to her he was a Captain Misfire.
I waled off into the night and decided to eat one of the froots that were growing on the tree next to me.
I died.
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I don't really see how you could fit AfroJoe in there so I forgive you.
I liked it though.
:-)
I liked it though.
:-)
phi11ip wrote:
> Then I found something interesting to do, as you can see by my abrupt
> ending to the story!
yes, but at least it has a happy ending ;D
only joking, v.funny, but I was mortified to discover I was not included.
> Then I found something interesting to do, as you can see by my abrupt
> ending to the story!
yes, but at least it has a happy ending ;D
only joking, v.funny, but I was mortified to discover I was not included.
English_Bloke wrote:
> Very clever post.
>
> Unless the character is called English_Bloke or the character meets an
> English_Bloke I think my name would be challenging to mix into a post
> like that.
I nearly got you in there. I was gonna write something about me feeling posh like an English_Bloke.
Then I found something interesting to do, as you can see by my abrupt ending to the story!
I tried to get SHEEPY in there but failed.
Microchips, why do you have a picture of Microchips as your special observe piccy if you're the computer kind of chip?
Yes, Edgy, I love feeling you.
> Very clever post.
>
> Unless the character is called English_Bloke or the character meets an
> English_Bloke I think my name would be challenging to mix into a post
> like that.
I nearly got you in there. I was gonna write something about me feeling posh like an English_Bloke.
Then I found something interesting to do, as you can see by my abrupt ending to the story!
I tried to get SHEEPY in there but failed.
Microchips, why do you have a picture of Microchips as your special observe piccy if you're the computer kind of chip?
Yes, Edgy, I love feeling you.
What he hasn't said is that it took him hours to stop feeling me...
Ha, I get it.
Nice post dude.
Nice post dude.
C'1'ever.
And Sconey-Boy?
Yeah... but where's me?
Very clever post.
Unless the character is called English_Bloke or the character meets an English_Bloke I think my name would be challenging to mix into a post like that.
Unless the character is called English_Bloke or the character meets an English_Bloke I think my name would be challenging to mix into a post like that.
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