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*salute*
> Some poor girl got Chlamidyia or something from eating a burger...One
> of the sicko staff was obviously sexually frustrated and decided to
> 'offload' into the mayo. Later when the girl got hte S.T.I the traces
> were led back to the mayo...eeeewwwww
There was another one to do with MacDonalds. Something to do with..
"No mayo please, I'm on a diet.."
"Okay"
Lady eats burger. Finds mayo in it. Complaint, complaint, complaint. Blah.
Couple weeks(?) later. Blah blah blah.
Turns out the mayo.. wasn't mayo! Ta da! Ba ba BAAA! Nope. It was chicken puss from a 'gone-off-piece-of-chicken.. I think. That's old though now.
The other one's more sick. To do with the pregnant cockroach laying her eggs on the inside of some random woman's mouth.
Tasty eh?
i would treat it tricks
I wouldnt call it a pet though
that would hurt it feelings
i love you man