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"My dad has just said the funniest thing"

Well not really

Somebody was at the door... I was in living room. He passes through to dining room and says:

" I think somebody is at the door "

" Why didn't you get it then "

" They haven't knocked yet "

" What.... *knock knock* "

" You gonna get it now then dad? "

" No I'm busy "

Then minutes later

" Who left this glass here? "

" Dunno "

" I bet it was you - you lazy git "

" Me - you walked past people at the door earlier "

" No I never "

" Yes you did "

" Be quiet Sheepy... "

" Why? "

" BECAUSE... you don't know what you're talking about "

And so forth

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I don't know what I'm talking about answering a door? What the hell?

I think work make him go crazzee

I don't.

I love tablet.

Incest is best.

If I marry a single mother, and my dad marries my new step-daughter, I become my own grandpa.

That reminds me of a joke

" Incest - A game the whole family can play "

"It's okay craig I love you really. Let's have babies"
He would say.

It was the people who sell tablet

I've been winding him up

" I'm sorry dad I don't know what I'm talking about "

Dringo wrote:
> The people at the door were probably door to door prosi's or somet.

If only, it would make things so much easier...

The people at the door were probably door to door prosi's or somet.

Children (Craig's Dad) say the funniest things.

§niper wrote:
> he calls u sheepy? :D

Dammit I was about to say that!