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"My dad has just said the funniest thing"

Well not really

Somebody was at the door... I was in living room. He passes through to dining room and says:

" I think somebody is at the door "

" Why didn't you get it then "

" They haven't knocked yet "

" What.... *knock knock* "

" You gonna get it now then dad? "

" No I'm busy "

Then minutes later

" Who left this glass here? "

" Dunno "

" I bet it was you - you lazy git "

" Me - you walked past people at the door earlier "

" No I never "

" Yes you did "

" Be quiet Sheepy... "

" Why? "

" BECAUSE... you don't know what you're talking about "

And so forth

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I don't know what I'm talking about answering a door? What the hell?

I think work make him go crazzee

mikelar wrote:
> What's "Tablet"
>
> ?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TABLET IS!!

Like Fudge, except far sweeter nicer and crunchier.

I don't agree.
Ring the alarm.

ill take 4

Azul wrote:
> A secret concoction of milk, cheese, butter and rabbit fat, which is
> melted together, then wrapped in rat skin for 3-4 weeks to preserve
> it. Camel's milk is also added sometimes.
>
> It tastes like chicken.

Ah but doesn't everything taste like Chicken?

A secret concoction of milk, cheese, butter and rabbit fat, which is melted together, then wrapped in rat skin for 3-4 weeks to preserve it. Camel's milk is also added sometimes.

It tastes like chicken.

for "tablet", read "man sex"

What's "Tablet"

?

"out of heaters"

Right just say this to your dad:

"If you can guess how many coins I have in my pocket you can have both of them"

See if he gets it :P

SHEEPY wrote:
> It was the people who sell tablet

I hope you took the opportunity to tell them that selling door to door tablet is horribly outdated, and that they are infact, minks.