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I got this from a friend today. The wording has been edited in true Goatboy 'fun' stylee as I'd get banned otherwise.
This sounds a little like stuff Bill Hicks might say, but I'm not sure - I'm sure Goaty will let us know, though.
Enjoy...
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Nine things to hate about everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the fun is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Funning right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fun would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the funning floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fun?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever funning does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
This sounds a little like stuff Bill Hicks might say, but I'm not sure - I'm sure Goaty will let us know, though.
Enjoy...
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Nine things to hate about everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the fun is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Funning right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fun would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the funning floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fun?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever funning does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
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Lol. That was funny, incredibly, stupendously funny. (ok, that was a bit exaggerated) :-D
But it was in no means sarcasm - oh no, I giggled all the way through! :o)
SHOCKY
But it was in no means sarcasm - oh no, I giggled all the way through! :o)
SHOCKY
LOL! Number 1 is the best, especially the last comment.
The last about the bus...
I get a bus to school in the morning now... and every morning at about 8:30 this guy in my reg class asks me if th bus has been even though me and him get on it every morning at 8:35... No I just stood here and watched it go by, GAH
I get a bus to school in the morning now... and every morning at about 8:30 this guy in my reg class asks me if th bus has been even though me and him get on it every morning at 8:35... No I just stood here and watched it go by, GAH
4.
> When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
> is. Why the fun would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
> Who and where are they?
I don't know who they are but I know where they are...
The last place you look!
> When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
> is. Why the fun would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
> Who and where are they?
I don't know who they are but I know where they are...
The last place you look!
and strainten up your mascara, mon, it's all over de place.
Dringo wrote:
> Parents do it all the time after a footy match and u have mud on your face they
> gop up to you and go COR LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!? how am i
> supposed to do that!
With your pocket beauty mirror that you carry around with you :o)
> Parents do it all the time after a footy match and u have mud on your face they
> gop up to you and go COR LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!? how am i
> supposed to do that!
With your pocket beauty mirror that you carry around with you :o)
Parents do it all the time after a footy match and u have mud on your face they gop up to you and go COR LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!? how am i supposed to do that!
WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!? how am i supposed to do that!
erm, dringo? ever heard of a mirror?
Heh, enjoyed reading that :o)
11) look at your face! Erm how????
12) Mothers who say i fu fall off that wall and break your legs don't come running to me.
12) Mothers who say i fu fall off that wall and break your legs don't come running to me.
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