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Tony Hawks 3 scores 10 on Gamespot.
I think this is maybe the 2nd game ever to get this score?
Looks like we PS2 owners can rub another game in the face of all y'all Nintardo fans.
Tony Hawks 3: Boo Ya!!
I think this is maybe the 2nd game ever to get this score?
Looks like we PS2 owners can rub another game in the face of all y'all Nintardo fans.
Tony Hawks 3: Boo Ya!!
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How on earth can you claim that Super Monkey Ball is a game for stupid people?
Take that back.
Take that back.
*nervous laughter*
Woops, almost revealed my evil plans there.
Just move along and don't read anything into the "one true god" thing.
There are many deities, and all share equal measure of respect.
(except for that fat dude with the earlobes)
Now, back to the real issue:
Nintardo will fail because fluffy only works for so long.
Woops, almost revealed my evil plans there.
Just move along and don't read anything into the "one true god" thing.
There are many deities, and all share equal measure of respect.
(except for that fat dude with the earlobes)
Now, back to the real issue:
Nintardo will fail because fluffy only works for so long.
Hmm an interesting theory.
But wrong.
Sega failed because they made stupid games for stupid people.
Nintendo chug along because there will always be children and special people to play the nice fluffy games.
Sony will always triumph, because they make nice consoles that look cool and not like they are made from sticklebricks.
X-Box is an unknown quantity, but if Microsoft is anything to go by on history, you'll all get one and moan about it.
Whilst I invent my own console and laugh because all the games on the "Goatcentre" feature voice acting by Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLouise and Brain Blessed.
Therefore I am best, I deserve GAD for being the best and the rest of you aren't fit to touch the hem of my garments.
Kneel before me, peons, and worship the only true god.
But wrong.
Sega failed because they made stupid games for stupid people.
Nintendo chug along because there will always be children and special people to play the nice fluffy games.
Sony will always triumph, because they make nice consoles that look cool and not like they are made from sticklebricks.
X-Box is an unknown quantity, but if Microsoft is anything to go by on history, you'll all get one and moan about it.
Whilst I invent my own console and laugh because all the games on the "Goatcentre" feature voice acting by Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLouise and Brain Blessed.
Therefore I am best, I deserve GAD for being the best and the rest of you aren't fit to touch the hem of my garments.
Kneel before me, peons, and worship the only true god.
I've said this before, but I'm raising the point again.
All console's that have been black fail, or lose out on the war of sales.
NES vs Master System. Master System was black, NES gray, NES wins.
SNES vs Megadrive. SNES wins... just. Megadrive black.
Playstation VS Saturn VS N64. Saturn and N64 are... black! Playstation wins, as the grey one.
The Dreamcast never failed. Anyone who says so is an idiot.
Gamecube is a horrible purple colour, also available in black and orange. PS2 and X-Box are both black. They will fail.
Just like the Game Gear, 32-X, Lynx, Jaguar... Amiga 32-I, or whatever the hell it was called... all black, all failed.
Black consoles suck.
All console's that have been black fail, or lose out on the war of sales.
NES vs Master System. Master System was black, NES gray, NES wins.
SNES vs Megadrive. SNES wins... just. Megadrive black.
Playstation VS Saturn VS N64. Saturn and N64 are... black! Playstation wins, as the grey one.
The Dreamcast never failed. Anyone who says so is an idiot.
Gamecube is a horrible purple colour, also available in black and orange. PS2 and X-Box are both black. They will fail.
Just like the Game Gear, 32-X, Lynx, Jaguar... Amiga 32-I, or whatever the hell it was called... all black, all failed.
Black consoles suck.
But not with any Cybermen or Daleks, because Nintendo doesn't like scary things.
Like plot or value for money
Like plot or value for money
Goatboy wrote:
> "In your face Nintardo"
Authentic news from http://www.idiotgamer.com ...
"Nintendo prepare for Gamecube failure
At a shock Nintendo press conference today, Nintendo announced that they are expecting the Gamecube to fail miserably in the face of concerted pressure from PS2 and Xbox.
In the face of this, they are already working on their next machine, which will borrow heavily from their main rivals.
Borrowing from the Xbox, the machine will be large enough to store ten games inside it, and will have a neon light on the top.
However, borrowing from the PS2, the machine will stand vertically, and the light will be blue.
The codename for the machine is "callbox", but experts believe that the final name is likely to be the Nintendo Tardis."
> "In your face Nintardo"
Authentic news from http://www.idiotgamer.com ...
"Nintendo prepare for Gamecube failure
At a shock Nintendo press conference today, Nintendo announced that they are expecting the Gamecube to fail miserably in the face of concerted pressure from PS2 and Xbox.
In the face of this, they are already working on their next machine, which will borrow heavily from their main rivals.
Borrowing from the Xbox, the machine will be large enough to store ten games inside it, and will have a neon light on the top.
However, borrowing from the PS2, the machine will stand vertically, and the light will be blue.
The codename for the machine is "callbox", but experts believe that the final name is likely to be the Nintendo Tardis."
You have to put your arm around it to turn it off. That's gay.
Gamecube will need to overcome the most difficult problem faced by most Nintardo owners:
Managing to open the box and figure out what all the leads do.
Once this has been done (preferably by an adult or Sony Owner), you must then get the Ninty to stop tasting the controller and making strange humming noises and encourage them to "look into the light"
Big Tards
Managing to open the box and figure out what all the leads do.
Once this has been done (preferably by an adult or Sony Owner), you must then get the Ninty to stop tasting the controller and making strange humming noises and encourage them to "look into the light"
Big Tards
*Grix launches peanut at Goatboy with spring loaded opening mechanism*
Gamecube rules. Because I said so.
Gamecube rules. Because I said so.
There you go.
Now we're entering into the spirit of what consoles are:
Pointless fun masquerading as something serious.
So in response to Meka's "Nintardo are quite good actually", we shall continue:
Nintardo is nice and colourful with no sharp edges.
Gaystation is too boxy and smells like toast
X-Box is as big as a house and will have rubbish windows too.
Jaguar Smash all gamez with a dog on a stick
Now we're entering into the spirit of what consoles are:
Pointless fun masquerading as something serious.
So in response to Meka's "Nintardo are quite good actually", we shall continue:
Nintardo is nice and colourful with no sharp edges.
Gaystation is too boxy and smells like toast
X-Box is as big as a house and will have rubbish windows too.
Jaguar Smash all gamez with a dog on a stick
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