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"Blatent Caption Contest Shocker"

Yes, it's time for a new picture. I might even choose a winner for the last one some day.

Hmmmm... me. There we are. ;0)

Ok, next picture is:

http://www.swordspines.com/pictures/contest2.jpg

Get captioning.

"I'm sorry Mr President, what size condoms did you want again?"

"This is how much respect I command"

"Mr. President, what size pieces should I cut Osama into?"

"Shortly after picking the flea from the mans head, President Bush consumed it"

"So britian is only this size on maps?"

"I can control all my fingers independantly now, see?"

"President Bush practises his force powers by trying to choke his wife as she gets the mail"

"It's called the 'Presidents new diamond'. It is real, but apparently stupid people can't see it"

"Bored with the convention, President Bush tries to pick up the cars that go past his window."

"Bush reaches out to tweak nipple of young lady"

"President amused for hours with imaginary radio"

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Hey, no problem...

(?)

*shrugs, looks at brain*

Would that be your imploded one?

:-)