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"YH QotD."

Bit of a poser this one.

Blokes always (well, nearly) wake up with an erection.

Blokes always (well, most of the time) need to urinate first thing in the morning.

Urinating is very hard when you have an erection. You end up urinating, into the shower by mistake, for example.

So, why does it happen? Why wake up with something that makes it hard to do something else you need to do when you first wake up?

See?

Good for you but you relly should be voting for TiltaWhirl.
Oi buy me a toster tilta

Your Honour wrote:
> Thing is, it's not normally a problem on Sunday mornings, as you're still so
> drunk that you can't erect an umbrella, let alone anything else...

Well, theres your answer, heavily drink every night and your morning boners will be no more.

The Game wrote:
> LOL! Remember that bit in me myself and Irene?



Yeah, that's what made me think of it.

LOL! Remember that bit in me myself and Irene?

lol.....

Ah, spot on, cheers mate!

Ok YH, I said I'd find out for you and here is the reason.

If you always wake up with an erection, your physical system works, and the impotence may be psycho-logical. If you never wake up with an erection, it suggests a physical problem with blood vessels or nerves.

So maybe it's a good thing after all, as for the p*ssing part, well you just need to control yourself ;)

Speaking from experience YH? :D

Anyway, I can't say it's a problem with me. Maybe your hands are getting restless before you get up. :D

this made me laugh

p*ss in the shower

lol

i have no idea.

love the umbrella bit

Thing is, it's not normally a problem on Sunday mornings, as you're still so drunk that you can't erect an umbrella, let alone anything else...

Your Honour wrote:

So, why does it happen?


AHHHH Why does it happen. Don't have a clue mate :-D