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What if…
KR didn't bang his head while rolling down the hill in a rubbish bin?
Grix Thraves lived in Surrey?
AfroJoe didn't visualise the Wenchmobile during another 'session'?
RastaBillySkank hadn't seen Red Dwarf?
Goatboy finally let the children go free?
Ant went to the prom with Hercules that night?
Mystique sold himself on eBay?
er-no hadn't tried smoking that dead toucan?
SHEEPY took a liking to moonshine?
Turbonutter hadn't paid that floosy $10?
WookieMonster hadn't destroyed the soya bean farm in Kenya?
Tiltawhirl hadn't enlisted with the Mongolian Monks that practised bestiality?
Hercules! Didn't sell those cat's heads?
Sniper hadn't impaled himself on Readers Digest?
Your Honour was a descendant of Fish men from Belgium?
Ortega hadn't spilt milk on his mother's best nightie?
gerrid hadn't caught rabies from his last girlfriend?
Stryke had been raised by Humans?
Meka Dragon was Swedish for "Drowning kittens playing water polo"?
Cookie Monster had taken that job in Pakistan?
Starlight hadn't squashed that Porpoise in Uzbekistan?
FantasyMeister placed Ballet next to Destruction Derby in his top 10 list of fun things to do at the weekend?
Edgy had been sacrificed to ravens?
Insane Bartender left his stripping job and came back?
Big_slow sold rusty knives at Upminster station?
Whitestripes DX went outside?
Dringo performed a 21-man performance of "Romeo and Juliet" by himself?
Mattyboy hadn't looked at porno when he was 5?
MoJoJoJo sang to the God's before he went to bed?
Asher D hadn't caught the cat in a porno at 3:00 in the morning?
El Natbuc hadn't declared his love for bald headed squirrels?
Strafex didn't wet the bed?
DW hadn't been affected by radiation when he was accidentally stuck in the microwave on low heat for one minute?
Kyz22 had kept his head in the washing machine for 5 more minutes?
Phi11ip hadn't jumped over the transparent greenhouse to see what was on the other side?
Sibs hired Captain Birdseye to do the dishes?
Solskjaer hadn't laughed when he sniffed tarmac?
MWA didn't eat Californian Cheeseburgers anymore?
Aliboy had kept gerrid's baby?
Grandprix had sailed through Africa rather than around it?
Pro Evo hadn't caused a Nuclear War in Norwich
Ssxpro had discovered the meaning of the word Chastity before it was too late?
Longy thought Hammer time was defined as the time it takes for you to get wasted?
Pumpkinist hadn't taken that photo of his Grandma and Uncle?
Ice Blaster hadn't swallowed the candle while it was solid?
Random Hero was presented the award for most centipedes consumed while in a vegetative state?
Tom had settled the court case with Tampax before the trial?
Venombyte was his Chinese Hoe's pet name?
Tony had eaten that cucumber before his wife had got hold of it?
RM18 was the project name for operation "Pac Man"
Flanders lived in a shack on the moon?
HalloHowArtThou hadn't bought that Amish woman?
Time Warp missed the sex talk in school?
DeltaJava hadn't swooned over Kyz's injured head?
SONICRAV hadn't chocked on that wishbone?
pb neutered elephants?
Bonus wasn't caught in the sex scandal with Margaret Thatcher?
Cooky was Hercules! and DW's love child
Microchips had had something to do tonight ;)
Axl Dickinson hadn't smeared motor oil on his pork chops?
Tribute stole those pies he has his eye on
Dan2k2k couldn't meet the requirements at national limbo school?
Gin Soaked Shanks hadn't had the urge to roll in beetles?
Jive fished for magical flying goldfish?
Fog couldn't see without a telescope?
Maverick had kept his promises to all those men?
Savatt had lost his wedding ring?
Absolute Neo washed his hair?
FFF wore shoes AND underpants?
Slaveunit hadn't caught scurvy from a gay pirate?
Mandatare used water instead of Salsa?
Maddmun used his own eyes instead of Memo's?
Doughnut Monster hadn't eaten in France?
Kiriyama restrung guitars to feed his smoked haddock addiction?
CDouch danced with flamenco's for rent money?
Shadow was a term best kept for the bedroom?
Rosalind had stayed on the game for a couple more years?
monkey_man didn't spend his money on suction cups?
Silent hadn't bit the bullet touring Mexico in his campervan?
Mr Snuggly hadn't tried to copy the Matrix?
Game felt insecure around penguins?
cjh was a techno song from Uganda?
Foreman hadn't got Tetanus from standing on the rake?
Dr Duck starred naughty movie on in the early hours of the morning?
Joe Dark stopped shielding himself from the sun?
Drunk Cow was German?
Semajal hadn't found it fun to egg police cars in Ireland?
Twain thought mermaids didn't exist?
El Blokey posted in the wrong forum?
Tphi thought of a better name?
Rickoss hadn't lost his underground cactus drinking bar membership?
Why? rubbed magic Camp people for luck?
Nomad Soul finally took the plunge and ordered Pizza over the telephone?
John.J was actually made in China?
froot understood the alphabet the first time round?
Ashley wasn't a Russian spy?
Memo had removed that mouse from his small intestine?
Gamezfreak hadn't put his Gerbil in the oven?
Judah Ben-hur had taken those Yaks back to Nepal?
Cid_vilante hadn't stepped on that lizard when he went back in time?
Nebuchan had gone back to 'Nam to get his left arm back?
KR didn't bang his head while rolling down the hill in a rubbish bin?
Grix Thraves lived in Surrey?
AfroJoe didn't visualise the Wenchmobile during another 'session'?
RastaBillySkank hadn't seen Red Dwarf?
Goatboy finally let the children go free?
Ant went to the prom with Hercules that night?
Mystique sold himself on eBay?
er-no hadn't tried smoking that dead toucan?
SHEEPY took a liking to moonshine?
Turbonutter hadn't paid that floosy $10?
WookieMonster hadn't destroyed the soya bean farm in Kenya?
Tiltawhirl hadn't enlisted with the Mongolian Monks that practised bestiality?
Hercules! Didn't sell those cat's heads?
Sniper hadn't impaled himself on Readers Digest?
Your Honour was a descendant of Fish men from Belgium?
Ortega hadn't spilt milk on his mother's best nightie?
gerrid hadn't caught rabies from his last girlfriend?
Stryke had been raised by Humans?
Meka Dragon was Swedish for "Drowning kittens playing water polo"?
Cookie Monster had taken that job in Pakistan?
Starlight hadn't squashed that Porpoise in Uzbekistan?
FantasyMeister placed Ballet next to Destruction Derby in his top 10 list of fun things to do at the weekend?
Edgy had been sacrificed to ravens?
Insane Bartender left his stripping job and came back?
Big_slow sold rusty knives at Upminster station?
Whitestripes DX went outside?
Dringo performed a 21-man performance of "Romeo and Juliet" by himself?
Mattyboy hadn't looked at porno when he was 5?
MoJoJoJo sang to the God's before he went to bed?
Asher D hadn't caught the cat in a porno at 3:00 in the morning?
El Natbuc hadn't declared his love for bald headed squirrels?
Strafex didn't wet the bed?
DW hadn't been affected by radiation when he was accidentally stuck in the microwave on low heat for one minute?
Kyz22 had kept his head in the washing machine for 5 more minutes?
Phi11ip hadn't jumped over the transparent greenhouse to see what was on the other side?
Sibs hired Captain Birdseye to do the dishes?
Solskjaer hadn't laughed when he sniffed tarmac?
MWA didn't eat Californian Cheeseburgers anymore?
Aliboy had kept gerrid's baby?
Grandprix had sailed through Africa rather than around it?
Pro Evo hadn't caused a Nuclear War in Norwich
Ssxpro had discovered the meaning of the word Chastity before it was too late?
Longy thought Hammer time was defined as the time it takes for you to get wasted?
Pumpkinist hadn't taken that photo of his Grandma and Uncle?
Ice Blaster hadn't swallowed the candle while it was solid?
Random Hero was presented the award for most centipedes consumed while in a vegetative state?
Tom had settled the court case with Tampax before the trial?
Venombyte was his Chinese Hoe's pet name?
Tony had eaten that cucumber before his wife had got hold of it?
RM18 was the project name for operation "Pac Man"
Flanders lived in a shack on the moon?
HalloHowArtThou hadn't bought that Amish woman?
Time Warp missed the sex talk in school?
DeltaJava hadn't swooned over Kyz's injured head?
SONICRAV hadn't chocked on that wishbone?
pb neutered elephants?
Bonus wasn't caught in the sex scandal with Margaret Thatcher?
Cooky was Hercules! and DW's love child
Microchips had had something to do tonight ;)
Axl Dickinson hadn't smeared motor oil on his pork chops?
Tribute stole those pies he has his eye on
Dan2k2k couldn't meet the requirements at national limbo school?
Gin Soaked Shanks hadn't had the urge to roll in beetles?
Jive fished for magical flying goldfish?
Fog couldn't see without a telescope?
Maverick had kept his promises to all those men?
Savatt had lost his wedding ring?
Absolute Neo washed his hair?
FFF wore shoes AND underpants?
Slaveunit hadn't caught scurvy from a gay pirate?
Mandatare used water instead of Salsa?
Maddmun used his own eyes instead of Memo's?
Doughnut Monster hadn't eaten in France?
Kiriyama restrung guitars to feed his smoked haddock addiction?
CDouch danced with flamenco's for rent money?
Shadow was a term best kept for the bedroom?
Rosalind had stayed on the game for a couple more years?
monkey_man didn't spend his money on suction cups?
Silent hadn't bit the bullet touring Mexico in his campervan?
Mr Snuggly hadn't tried to copy the Matrix?
Game felt insecure around penguins?
cjh was a techno song from Uganda?
Foreman hadn't got Tetanus from standing on the rake?
Dr Duck starred naughty movie on in the early hours of the morning?
Joe Dark stopped shielding himself from the sun?
Drunk Cow was German?
Semajal hadn't found it fun to egg police cars in Ireland?
Twain thought mermaids didn't exist?
El Blokey posted in the wrong forum?
Tphi thought of a better name?
Rickoss hadn't lost his underground cactus drinking bar membership?
Why? rubbed magic Camp people for luck?
Nomad Soul finally took the plunge and ordered Pizza over the telephone?
John.J was actually made in China?
froot understood the alphabet the first time round?
Ashley wasn't a Russian spy?
Memo had removed that mouse from his small intestine?
Gamezfreak hadn't put his Gerbil in the oven?
Judah Ben-hur had taken those Yaks back to Nepal?
Cid_vilante hadn't stepped on that lizard when he went back in time?
Nebuchan had gone back to 'Nam to get his left arm back?
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What if Azul could reach the milk on the top shelf at Safeway?
IS that the fourth one for you now?
IS that the fourth one for you now?
What if... Azul only smoked beetle shells on his birthday
gerrid wrote:
> I can die a happy man.
Good.
*Fetches retro blades*
> I can die a happy man.
Good.
*Fetches retro blades*
gerrid - do a decent one for me.
I can die a happy man.
Ineedsleep wrote:
> Microchips wrote:
>
> Mystique sold himself on eBay?
>
> Himself?
It is a supposed joke that has been passed down the years.
> Microchips wrote:
>
> Mystique sold himself on eBay?
>
> Himself?
It is a supposed joke that has been passed down the years.
you missed me out. PAH!
The dream is not dead... the rocks and rolls of the earth shall prevail... you just watch ... :)
Microchips wrote:
> Mystique sold himself on eBay?
Himself?
> Rosalind had stayed on the game for a couple more years?
I sense some troubles coming your way from the ladies.
> Mystique sold himself on eBay?
Himself?
> Rosalind had stayed on the game for a couple more years?
I sense some troubles coming your way from the ladies.
Edited versions: Courtesy of gerrid:
Hercules had meant it when he said he’d never sleep with another chicken?
Mr Snuggly’s knees hadn’t been buttered right before New Years?
Captain Misfire had left that can of worms in the toilet?
El Natbuc hadn’t overloaded that telephone with prune juices?
Sfone had followed his dream of becoming a rocks and rolls star?
phuzzy had sold his corner shop to that small whale way back in odd 6.?
locky1133 had used that tramp for good and not evil?
Ms NY had taken Kyz up on his requests for feral children?
Why? hadn’t had four children with that ween he met in the tube station?
Joe Dark didn’t live in Tony Blair’s trousers?
Ashley wasn’t a focks who liked old women?
Manta hadn’t tried to get his mother aborted?
Azul only cost £39.95?
Twain didn’t do what Donny Don’t does?
Vamp didn’t dabble with the magic pixies so often?
Slaveunit hadn’t gotten that tattoo of the old man on his crotch?
El Blokey had realised he was touching cloth?
Rickoss still lived under the sea?
crazycol washed his armpits more than once a year?
Hercules had meant it when he said he’d never sleep with another chicken?
Mr Snuggly’s knees hadn’t been buttered right before New Years?
Captain Misfire had left that can of worms in the toilet?
El Natbuc hadn’t overloaded that telephone with prune juices?
Sfone had followed his dream of becoming a rocks and rolls star?
phuzzy had sold his corner shop to that small whale way back in odd 6.?
locky1133 had used that tramp for good and not evil?
Ms NY had taken Kyz up on his requests for feral children?
Why? hadn’t had four children with that ween he met in the tube station?
Joe Dark didn’t live in Tony Blair’s trousers?
Ashley wasn’t a focks who liked old women?
Manta hadn’t tried to get his mother aborted?
Azul only cost £39.95?
Twain didn’t do what Donny Don’t does?
Vamp didn’t dabble with the magic pixies so often?
Slaveunit hadn’t gotten that tattoo of the old man on his crotch?
El Blokey had realised he was touching cloth?
Rickoss still lived under the sea?
crazycol washed his armpits more than once a year?
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