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RastaBillySkank wrote:

> Whoremoan. Moanwhore. Brilliant. If Douglas Adams were alive today I
> bet he'd be scribbling that down.
>
> Twunts.


Hahah! My sentiments, exacty. They didn't stay on for Sixth Form. I met one guy in town the other day, and made the worst pun ever. He became a roofer (after doing Triple Science at GCSE, go figure...) and I said, "Oh, so you're a roofer now, eh? Going up in the world, I see". I could have died on the spot.

Chipseh wrote:
> You win. :D

:-)

> Yeah, that's been done so many times. Our Triple Science Biology
> class had a few idiots that decided "hormone" was hilarious
> if you switched the syllables round.

> Hilarious... right...

Whoremoan. Moanwhore. Brilliant. If Douglas Adams were alive today I bet he'd be scribbling that down.

Twunts.

RastaBillySkank wrote:

> I've made the rather embarrassing mistake of "penis"
> instead of "pens" when reading out from a book in English.


You win. :D

> And I'm pretty sure everyone knows someone who's done the old
> "orgasm" for "organism" in Biology.

Yeah, that's been done so many times. Our Triple Science Biology class had a few idiots that decided "hormone" was hilarious if you switched the syllables round.

Hilarious... right...

Heheheh.

I've made the rather embarrassing mistake of "penis" instead of "pens" when reading out from a book in English.

And I'm pretty sure everyone knows someone who's done the old "orgasm" for "organism" in Biology.

I've had some crazy-mofo speed-read errors in my time. Though the best had to be when I was reading a passage out in assembly in Year 10.

The passage read:

"Moses walked down to the river, where he parted the water."

I read it as:

"Moses walked down to the river, where he parted the waiter"

That's just plain retarded, right there. I think I declined every offer to read again thereafter.

Thanks ants. Thants.

RastaBillySkank wrote:

> At festivals. Festivals boy. FESTIVALS.
> Always exceptions though :-)

Whoops! :D That's what happens when you speed-read at 1am. :)

Well, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. :D

Chipseh wrote:
> There is a music store situated opposite one of the Club's I go to in
> town. In the window is the most amazing guitar I have ever seen. It
> has a price tag of £450, and every single time, without fail, I
> can be found staring through the window. I love alcohol.

Yeah, there's a guitar shop in town that you have to walk past to get to the cinema and I almost cream myself every single time I see one of the guitars in there. Costs £600 :-(

> This wasn't the case at Oasis. They, themselves, had no backing
> singers, but the supporting bands did. They were all white. And
> mongs. And were terrible.

At festivals. Festivals boy. FESTIVALS.
Always exceptions though :-)

RastaBillySkank wrote:

> b) Steal said gorgeous guitar.

There is a music store situated opposite one of the Club's I go to in town. In the window is the most amazing guitar I have ever seen. It has a price tag of £450, and every single time, without fail, I can be found staring through the window. I love alcohol.

> Anyone else noticed how backing
> singers used at festival gigs (Glasto and the ilk) are black, almost
> without exception?

This wasn't the case at Oasis. They, themselves, had no backing singers, but the supporting bands did. They were all white. And mongs. And were terrible.

Bleh.

Chipseh wrote:
> I could bring you Advance Wars DS, but I'm getting that for myself
> (it's being released the day before I fly back home.. result-aru! :D)

Buy two copies, obv.