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"Argh! You muppet!"

I am, of course, referring to me...


Around 4:00, I was sitting here, just got back from walking the dogs. Poured myself a glass of coke, walked into the study, place said coke on desk and came on here. My dog appears out of nowhere, knocks the coke EVERYWHERE (Incuding over plane tickets for the summer, keyboard, scanner, mouse, tax bills, carpet etc.


So, three hours later, after mowing the lawn, using the vax machine on the carpet, countless "I'm sorry" remarks to mmy mum, I'm neaarly there.


But still, I'll need to buy a new keyboard, and my Dad hasn't come home yet...


I'm off for a much needed shower. What a waste of three hours and £40...

Mwuah! It's not even that!

Dad can get a new one from work.

I'm happy.

Oh, and those of you seeking quieter keyboards, pour coke on said keyboard, let it dry, wipe with cloth, hey presty! Keys function the same, yet are quieter. :D

cookie monster wrote:
> It is clearly the dogs fault, cut back on dog food until it pays for
> the new keyboard.

well, seems as a new keyboard is about £10, not £40, it should not take too long...

It is clearly the dogs fault, cut back on dog food until it pays for the new keyboard.

£40, keyboards are only about £10...

Whitestripes DX wrote:
I spent 15 minutes running in circles round a big field trying to
> grab it.

Inneundo oppertunity radar on red alert.
.....
*Goes*

heh


Nice one.


I was walking my dogs at the same time, and one of them decided to run off. I spent 15 minutes running in circles round a big field trying to grab it.

Coca Cola.


Same difference.

Y'know, it was callled Coca cola because it origianlly contained Cocaine...

"Pour ... glass"

I saw coke ....
Maybe you made a coke smoothee ...

Coke as in the drink .. not the other kind, huh?
If the dog split your >coke< everywhere, that'd be something to get annoyed about ...

YeY!

Now the slider draw thing for the keyboard gets stuck half way. Damn!