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"Hello? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here, this is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here."
"Ooo Edward, a no-tail. It was trying to touch the precious things"
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Class.
Utter, utter class.
Altogether now
"Hello Dave?"
"Ooo Edward, a no-tail. It was trying to touch the precious things"
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Class.
Utter, utter class.
Altogether now
"Hello Dave?"
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SCOOD BEEF HAG GOU GOT ANY ORANG GOOSE
"I'm on"
"what do you mean your on Barbara?"
"I woke up this morning and my bed was like a Butchers cutting board, it's back to square one now"
"what your still a fat hairy man?"
"right thats it you lot, out, I could have you done under the sexual discrimination act"
"we could have you done under the trades description act"
"what do you mean your on Barbara?"
"I woke up this morning and my bed was like a Butchers cutting board, it's back to square one now"
"what your still a fat hairy man?"
"right thats it you lot, out, I could have you done under the sexual discrimination act"
"we could have you done under the trades description act"
"We didn't burn him!"
"Nothing to do but stay at home, watch cartoons and flick meself off to Tricia."
"I-can I-can't?"
"No, it's Death OR Maumau."
"Nothing to do but stay at home, watch cartoons and flick meself off to Tricia."
"I-can I-can't?"
"No, it's Death OR Maumau."
"Go where Tubbs?!?!?!"
"Swansea?"
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"In this house we don't use this the 'F' word. This is a toad..."
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"Let me have some Mr. Briss or you'll regret it"
"DON'T.....threaten me"
"Swansea?"
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"In this house we don't use this the 'F' word. This is a toad..."
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"Let me have some Mr. Briss or you'll regret it"
"DON'T.....threaten me"
"Your're my wife now"
"Dave, Dave did you have a block in your toilet Dave?"
"ummmm no"
"you have now Dave"
"Dave, Dave did you have a block in your toilet Dave?"
"ummmm no"
"you have now Dave"
And what about the Chrisdtmas special. Jesus, that was freaky. Especially at the end when Santa walks in the door and the priest goes "Oh, sorry about the snow ball earlier......"
"Hello Dave"
And then the flashback of him taking her mum. That scared the hell outta me! :-D
"Hello Dave"
And then the flashback of him taking her mum. That scared the hell outta me! :-D
"People always say to me, 'John, that doesn't look like anything at all'. But I don't know. When I look at it I seem to see a boys face, begging me not to let him go.....I too now sleep with the lights on. It's in the dark I see the boys face, slipping down the rope into the darkness. But life goes on doesn't it. Local man blamed...."
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"He asked if he could touch my points"
"Is this true Road man?"
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"I was wondering if I could use your telephone"
"Tefoloom, tefoloom. *picks up snowy village* Is this one?"
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"He asked if he could touch my points"
"Is this true Road man?"
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"I was wondering if I could use your telephone"
"Tefoloom, tefoloom. *picks up snowy village* Is this one?"
Do you reckon there's any chance of a third series?
It seems they've decided to kill off most the main chracters.
It seems they've decided to kill off most the main chracters.
"Give some of this stuff to the bride, she won't be able to stop p***ing herself"
"Why, what's so funny."
"Nothing. It's a relaxant. Like I said, she son't be able to stop p***ing herself."
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"Hot sweets. What's in them?"
"Potassium"
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"Why, what's so funny."
"Nothing. It's a relaxant. Like I said, she son't be able to stop p***ing herself."
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"Hot sweets. What's in them?"
"Potassium"
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"Good....We haven't sold a thing!"
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