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Why did the impotent guy date the witch?
Because she always scared him stiff!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin.
Whom did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!
Because she always scared him stiff!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin.
Whom did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!
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Trying to find some good jokes about halloween? You haven't got a ghost of a chance really...
Try this:
Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You have less guilt the next morning.
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
Try this:
Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You have less guilt the next morning.
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
Your Honour wrote:
*cue heavy breathing*
NOT LIKE THAT!
You sick flibble.
*cue heavy breathing*
NOT LIKE THAT!
You sick flibble.
Grix Thraves wrote:
> (I reckon this forum will be empty tonight.)
Why's that?
(Because it's the
> only night they can go out and look normal.)
That was *almost* amusing.
I've been training you well, my son...
*cue heavy breathing*
> (I reckon this forum will be empty tonight.)
Why's that?
(Because it's the
> only night they can go out and look normal.)
That was *almost* amusing.
I've been training you well, my son...
*cue heavy breathing*
(I reckon this forum will be empty tonight.)
Why's that?
(Because it's the only night they can go out and look normal.)
Why's that?
(Because it's the only night they can go out and look normal.)
Why did the skeleton not go to the halloween party?
because he had no body to go with.
because he had no body to go with.
WÚÛkiee M¯nßÜÄR wrote:
> Halloqeen?
Is that how the servants greet Her Maj?
No it's how you great a gay German
"Hallo Queen"
> Halloqeen?
Is that how the servants greet Her Maj?
No it's how you great a gay German
"Hallo Queen"
Halloqeen?
Is that how the servants greet Her Maj?
Is that how the servants greet Her Maj?
Obviously the title should have been Halloween (or however you spell it...)
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