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"I have razor blades"

Superdrug - East Kilbride Shopping Centre - 3pm

Sheepy needs new razor blades for his ever growing amazon style facial hair.

He wonders past the woman aisle and into the small man section where a selection of blades are on display. He spots what he thinks is his razor compatable type. But what's this? No blades but a card with the product and number displayed

" Please take this to cash desk, where cashier will dispense product "

Sheepy walks to cash desk and places card infront of cashier

Cashier looks at Sheepy

Sheepy looks at card

Cashier: whatyawantit?

Sheepy: ... Guess

Cashier: Whit

Sheepy: Razor blades

Cashier: ovar thur

Sheepy: What? No the card says...

Cashier: awrite... how many dae ye want

Sheepy: one please

Cashier: Naw blades

Sheepy: Erm 4

Cashier: 8?

Sheepy: No

Cashier: 16?

Sheepy: FOOOOOURR

Cashier: Awtite thatillbe be £3.76 plaaase

Random price

I handed over a fiver though

SHEEPY wrote:
> Cashier: Awtite thatillbe be £3.76 plaaase

Thats pretty cheap, what razor have you got?

AfroJoe wrote:
> "Oo arr, here be me cattle nowa!"
>
> Says Azul.

.....

Haha. You Scottish you.

Azul wrote:
> Heh, stupid Glasweigan speaking people.
> :-D

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"Oo arr, here be me cattle nowa!"

Says Azul.

I think my 'guess' was genius

I'm usually so polite, screw that.

Those stupid cards you get do annoy. Greatly. Not that I have ever purchased them. Well once.

Ouch, you seem to have been served by a half-wit. Unlucky mate but at least now you can shave and get rid of the Rolf Harris look:D

Azul wrote:
> Microchips wrote:
> Why did you write Cashier instead of Sheepy?
>
> ....
> Eh?


Swoosh, as it flies over Azul's head.

:D

Smack them.

Smack them all.

With blades.