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"I have razor blades"

Superdrug - East Kilbride Shopping Centre - 3pm

Sheepy needs new razor blades for his ever growing amazon style facial hair.

He wonders past the woman aisle and into the small man section where a selection of blades are on display. He spots what he thinks is his razor compatable type. But what's this? No blades but a card with the product and number displayed

" Please take this to cash desk, where cashier will dispense product "

Sheepy walks to cash desk and places card infront of cashier

Cashier looks at Sheepy

Sheepy looks at card

Cashier: whatyawantit?

Sheepy: ... Guess

Cashier: Whit

Sheepy: Razor blades

Cashier: ovar thur

Sheepy: What? No the card says...

Cashier: awrite... how many dae ye want

Sheepy: one please

Cashier: Naw blades

Sheepy: Erm 4

Cashier: 8?

Sheepy: No

Cashier: 16?

Sheepy: FOOOOOURR

Cashier: Awtite thatillbe be £3.76 plaaase

Sick

Sick in the mind

I think I might shave with my new blades, I'm quite excited.

BEARDS. wrote:
> Excellent. They're nice and juicy when they're young.

The nursery school isn't like a meat market, you know. You can't just pick and choose as you please. It takes effort. Impersonation.

Haha.

Christ, don't go taking that statement out of context.

Excellent. They're nice and juicy when they're young.

BEARDS. wrote:
> And did it taste nice?

Yeah, i saved the eyeballs for you.

cookie monster wrote:
> BEARDS. wrote:
> That's what you get for living in Scotland.
>
> On saturday an immature Deer ran in front of our car on the motorway,
> its a fair trade off.

And did it taste nice?

BEARDS. wrote:
> That's what you get for living in Scotland.

On saturday an immature Deer ran in front of our car on the motorway, its a fair trade off.

That's what you get for living in Scotland.

'Plaase' sounds amusing buying stuff in scotland....