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OK then, let's get this show on the road. This is set to be the biggest showdown ever!! Its Xbox vs Gamecube vs PS2.
In the Xbox army, we have Munch and Abe, ready to intoxify the enemy with their Farts and scare everybody off with their lavishly good looks.
Then we have the Fighters of the Dead or Alive tournament, here to make sure nobody has a bone left in tact.
Also appearing is Obi Wan Kenobi. Will the force be strong enough to help crush the mighty armies of Gamecube and PS2.
Hang on a minute, The Alliance (from WWF) seems to have sided with the Xbox. Now why could this be?
The Gamecube's side is just as strong, with Luigi and Mario heading the armt into the battle. Behind them closely follows the Pokemon, with the like of Pikachu and Bulbasaur ready to attack the enemy with their lightening attacks and vine whips.
In the trenches we have the Soul Calibur fighters, who seem to have sided with the Gamecube, awaiting to attack the enemy, and seem to be paying particular attention to the Dead or Alive fighters, as well as the fighters of Tekken tournament.
Hang on a minute, here comes Sonic and Tails to fight alongside Mario and Luigi. Who would have thought, the once arch enemies have now joined forces.
Fighting for the PS2 we have the Tekken fighters and the Virtua Fighters forcing their way up front, eager to take on the likes of Jann Lee and Sophitia.
Trudging behind them is the WWF, with The Rock and Chris Jericho really eager to get their sweaty mitts on Booker T and Stone Cold.
Here comes James Bond, ready for action in his Tank that he kept from his Goldeneye mission. Maybe he can use his charm on some of the female enemies.
In the trenches we have Crash and Jak and Daxter, ready to spin and jump their way to victory, and seem to be quite keen to get their hands on Mario and Sonic. God knows why.
And in they go. And........
I'll leave the rest up too you.
In the Xbox army, we have Munch and Abe, ready to intoxify the enemy with their Farts and scare everybody off with their lavishly good looks.
Then we have the Fighters of the Dead or Alive tournament, here to make sure nobody has a bone left in tact.
Also appearing is Obi Wan Kenobi. Will the force be strong enough to help crush the mighty armies of Gamecube and PS2.
Hang on a minute, The Alliance (from WWF) seems to have sided with the Xbox. Now why could this be?
The Gamecube's side is just as strong, with Luigi and Mario heading the armt into the battle. Behind them closely follows the Pokemon, with the like of Pikachu and Bulbasaur ready to attack the enemy with their lightening attacks and vine whips.
In the trenches we have the Soul Calibur fighters, who seem to have sided with the Gamecube, awaiting to attack the enemy, and seem to be paying particular attention to the Dead or Alive fighters, as well as the fighters of Tekken tournament.
Hang on a minute, here comes Sonic and Tails to fight alongside Mario and Luigi. Who would have thought, the once arch enemies have now joined forces.
Fighting for the PS2 we have the Tekken fighters and the Virtua Fighters forcing their way up front, eager to take on the likes of Jann Lee and Sophitia.
Trudging behind them is the WWF, with The Rock and Chris Jericho really eager to get their sweaty mitts on Booker T and Stone Cold.
Here comes James Bond, ready for action in his Tank that he kept from his Goldeneye mission. Maybe he can use his charm on some of the female enemies.
In the trenches we have Crash and Jak and Daxter, ready to spin and jump their way to victory, and seem to be quite keen to get their hands on Mario and Sonic. God knows why.
And in they go. And........
I'll leave the rest up too you.
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Ah, you've switched to Goten.
He's much more like a mini Goku than Gohan was.
What's more, he doesn't go around as that stupid ponce Saiyaman either! :-D
He's much more like a mini Goku than Gohan was.
What's more, he doesn't go around as that stupid ponce Saiyaman either! :-D
*sits and laughs at the console monkeys*
WATCH MORE FILMS, YOU YOKELS!
*Stryke runs quickly back to DVD forum*
=p
WATCH MORE FILMS, YOU YOKELS!
*Stryke runs quickly back to DVD forum*
=p
Gronti_v wrote:
> Well fair enough. I'm sure all three sides will increase their numbers as they
> announce new games. Problem is that with two of them not out yet the PS2 has
> pretty much free run to choose the battlefield.
I know, that's the main reason why I haven't started the war.
I was thinking of starting in when they are released in the US, and because multiformat magazines are reviewing the US versions of games, it can help me with the topic.
Should I do it as a seperate topic, or part of this one?
> Well fair enough. I'm sure all three sides will increase their numbers as they
> announce new games. Problem is that with two of them not out yet the PS2 has
> pretty much free run to choose the battlefield.
I know, that's the main reason why I haven't started the war.
I was thinking of starting in when they are released in the US, and because multiformat magazines are reviewing the US versions of games, it can help me with the topic.
Should I do it as a seperate topic, or part of this one?
Why is James Bond in the PS2 team, shouldn't he be with Nintendo since Goldeneye? You could probably include several PC characters on the X-Box lineup, since there will no doubt be conversions and things. Max Payne for example, ever on his quest to find a bathroom. Mind you there were plenty during the game, I don't see why he didn't just go when he could, like Duke Nukem. Duke Nukem Forever will probably appear on the X-Box if it ever appears at all. Link is missing from the GC lineup and there's no mention of Resident Evil that I noticed.
Jedi Knight 2! Hooray, I'm happy again. Of course it's actually Dark Forces 3 but also Jedi Knight 2 because Jedi Knight was Dark Forces 2... See?
Why does the X-Box get the Alliance? Who likes the Alliance? Why I oughta. Anyway, I'm sure a healthy donation from Microsoft could buy anyone to their side. I thought Sega were making games for the PS2 as well, so are they infact acting as spies on one side? And which one? Maybe both, it's a plot to sabotage them and make enough money to get a new Sega console online to dominate the world!
I hate the PS2 adverts. Which guy on the boat plays the PS2, is it the suicidal one or the other one? I would expect it's meant to be the other one because he feels no need to dive in, having had all his excitement needs fulfilled by the PS2. It's not very obvious though and I bet they never thought of it. Personally I wouldn't like to be turned into a maniac by a console. Now I'm off to the Mushroom kingdom down this here pipe to line up some blocks in order to catch strange violent little creatures with the assistance of a plumber and a large evil looking turtle who just recently sorted out their differences after helping a young boy get a "Master Sword" and kill an evil sorceror who wanted to kidnap a princess.
Why does the X-Box get the Alliance? Who likes the Alliance? Why I oughta. Anyway, I'm sure a healthy donation from Microsoft could buy anyone to their side. I thought Sega were making games for the PS2 as well, so are they infact acting as spies on one side? And which one? Maybe both, it's a plot to sabotage them and make enough money to get a new Sega console online to dominate the world!
I hate the PS2 adverts. Which guy on the boat plays the PS2, is it the suicidal one or the other one? I would expect it's meant to be the other one because he feels no need to dive in, having had all his excitement needs fulfilled by the PS2. It's not very obvious though and I bet they never thought of it. Personally I wouldn't like to be turned into a maniac by a console. Now I'm off to the Mushroom kingdom down this here pipe to line up some blocks in order to catch strange violent little creatures with the assistance of a plumber and a large evil looking turtle who just recently sorted out their differences after helping a young boy get a "Master Sword" and kill an evil sorceror who wanted to kidnap a princess.
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