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"AS Level Computing Homework......."

OK... Its not that im lazy, just the fact that Ive got about 13 pieces of homework in by tommorrow and I havent started any of them yet! :-D

Any help would be appreciated, Thanks

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What is the difference between primary and secondary storage?

What is the difference between a CD - ROM and a WORM disk?

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Computers, Crime and the Law

1) Describe each of the following problems

a) Hacking

b) Data theft

c) Viruses

d) Logic bombs

2) What three types of offence does the Computer Misuse Act define?

3) What three types of offence does the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act define?

4) How can computers be used to combat crime?

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Thanks :-D

Dav1d wrote:
> OK... Its not that i'm gay, just the fact that Ive got about 13 men kissing my backside tommorrow and I havent started spanking yet! :-D

Any lubrication would be appreciated, Thanks

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What is the difference between
> primary and secondary storage?
Ummm Monkeys with ummm cheese

What is the difference between a CD - ROM and
> a WORM disk?
Ummmm animal porn?

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Computers, Crime and the Law

1) Describe
> each of the following problems

a) Hacking
Acme ridden nerds going AWOL

b) Data theft
Ummmm the theft of data

c)
> Viruses
Ummm Herpees, crabs, flu

d) Logic bombs
Like a bomb with like some logic
2) What three types of offence does the Computer
> Misuse Act define?
Child Pornography, Gay animal porn, and men with beards

3) What three types of offence does the Copyright, Designs
> and Patents Act define?
poo pipe pirates, Chocolate highway patrollers and umm cheese

4) How can computers be used to combat
> crime?
Ummmmm you can type and stuff
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Thanks :-D

No thankyou

By the way, thanks Rasta..... What a Great Help you are! :-D

This is really going to confuse people you know....

There are lots of sentences Myst1que.

What, you didn't expect serious answers, did you? :-D

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What is the difference between
> primary and secondary storage?

Ones primary, the others secondary

What is the difference between a CD - ROM and
> a WORM disk?

Ones an animal that slithers udnerground

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Computers, Crime and the Law

1) Describe
> each of the following problems

a) Hacking

Being naughty

b) Data theft

The theft of data

c)
> Viruses

They make you sick :-(

d) Logic bombs

Bombs of logic

2) What three types of offence does the Computer
> Misuse Act define?

Stealing, Hacking and Cracking

3) What three types of offence does the Copyright, Designs
> and Patents Act define?

Stealing other work, Stealing others desgins and stealings a Patents Act

4) How can computers be used to combat
> crime?

You can throw them at the criminals

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Thanks :-D

Pleasure...

I need that Logan bloke! :-)

i read that sentence four times, and i'm still not sure i get it...

Yup. Having a conversation with yourself when there's two people isn't so bad.

This going to get confusing very quickly.