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"Did Harvey "The Tough" Farquar narrate Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?"

Well, did he? Anyone know?

I thought some of the good scenes were:

Oh yeah, and they're armed.

Armed! What do you mean, armed? Armed with what?!

Well, bad breath, colourful language, feather dusters. What do you think they're armed with?! Guns you t**!



Would you like a lolly-pop son?

P*ss off you nonce!



The nerds shooting all the guy's with shotguns and machine guns.....with an air rifle!!



Good film!

Lock Stocks a damn good film, i've seen all the American gangster films e.g Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco etc. But I still thought that Lock Stock was good.

What's the matter? You got a case of liberius defasit in your sky rocket?

Cheers Snuggers.

Oh yeah. Cheers Mr S

It's 'Crikey', you fool.

It's Bloomin' Luck, you fool!

In answer to the original question, no - it;s narrated by the barman, Alan Ford. He also plays Bricktop, the villain in Snatch, and played the dodgy East End geezer in the Armando Ianucci Shows. Even better, he played a dodgy East End thug in an episode of Knowing Me, Knowing You and threatened Alan Partridge.

"Wiiiiv a little bit. Wiiiiv a little bit. Wiv a little bit a' norvern luck"

It's a bit of an British Pulp Fiction. It's not an excellent film, but it is good. Yes YH, I have seen a lot of those films.

Er, well. I think they are.

I suspect that if you had watched a couple of those before watching Lock Stock, you wouldn't have thought as much of Lock Stock.

Just my opinion though.

Oh, and if you want to watch a fantastic gangster film, see Goodfellas. In my opinion, it's the best gangster film out there.

All those films you mentioned I have not seen, no.

Why? Are they like, the erm, classics of all the gangster movies or sommat?

SHOCKY